Saturday, 20 February, 2010

Don't volunteer unless you are prepared to get messy!
With all the talk from the Secret Diary screening of how to make sploshing part of your sex life, how refreshing to see a live show that demonstrates slapstick doing what it does best – being funny! And yes, it is messy – and yes there are women on the receiving end, and if the audience in Hastings was anything to go by, it could do as much to make your partner want to take part as any drama on ITV2. Circus Hilarious is simply that – hilarious, and if you don’t believe me, ask my clown-hating mate Jenny who loved every minute! Read the rest of this entry »
Thursday, 18 February, 2010
Friday, 12 February, 2010

Mix pervs and Playdoh and this is what you get
I went to another St Leonards munch in my local pub on Wednesday to be handed a lump of Playdoh by beautifully buxom hostess Hellenes and told to make something ‘erotic’. Sadly my efforts are too pathetic to be recorded here, unlike the lips lovingly crafted by a lady called Jewel and the knobbly cock created by Kitty that somehow ‘got together’ above. But I managed to get hold of photos of some of the better ones… Read the rest of this entry »
Tuesday, 9 February, 2010

"That was good for me!" says Charlie
Those of you who read our last blog post will now we recently undertook our messiest private session ever at the studio. The result was three videos for the man who booked the session but in quieter moments I also managed to take some stills, so here are a few of them… Read the rest of this entry »
Monday, 1 February, 2010

Pied Piper! Billie about to get it in the face
As you may well have noticed with posts on our forum and UMD plus several appearances by the lady herself on chat shows, Billie Piper is about to get sploshed in her ITV 2 series Secret Diary of a Call Girl. As we have recounted earlier, we had a lot of say in this scene pointing out just how sploshing works (no little dabs of cream, big pies, knicker filling, cake sitting etc) and we look forward to seeing how many make it into the show… Read the rest of this entry »