Munch on This!
Mix pervs and Playdoh and this is what you get
I went to another St Leonards munch in my local pub on Wednesday to be handed a lump of Playdoh by beautifully buxom hostess Hellenes and told to make something ‘erotic’. Sadly my efforts are too pathetic to be recorded here, unlike the lips lovingly crafted by a lady called Jewel and the knobbly cock created by Kitty that somehow ‘got together’ above. But I managed to get hold of photos of some of the better ones…
Morph - the Porn Movie!
Whilst many settled for making cocks or tits with varying degrees of accuracy, a gentleman called Bumblepee provided two scenes from what I can only be described as a mucky version of Morph including facesitting and a nicely made threesome.
"Cracking threesome, Gromit!" cried Wallace unaware the dog was watching his master through the keyhole.
Also worthy of mention was another couple produced a whole series of plastercine BDSM toys including handcuffs, a butt plug and a cat o’ nine tails (or as one non-muncher described it, “Ooooh look a red octopus!”). And somebody created this fine caned bottom, much praised by Hellenes for its detail – and not remotely cos it’s what she would like to inflict herself!
Bottom's up! Well it is a pub, afterall.
Meanwhile at another table, for the less artistically minded, a gingerly hirsuite man was having his chest hair waxed away rather painfully by just about every woman in the pub much to the amusement of onlookers – and his considerable pleasure!
That was the scene that greeted three young, rather drunk girls, who fell in our ordinary pub on a snowy Wednesday night somewhat pissed and now wondering if they dreamt it all. No, you didn’t, ladies. Check your mobile phones – you have several pictures taking it in turns to lick the cock!
So what has this go to do with sploshing? Well, I did get to tell the Billie Piper story (again) and Jewel is considering having a messy tea party with ten female friends at the studio in the spring – so the munches are gradually attracting more sploshy interest. In the meantime, they are fantastic fun and as you may have gathered very informal, so you should consider coming down to St Leonards on the second Wednesday of each month. Maybe in the summer we might even get enough together for a pie fight!
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