‘Come Pie with Me!’ says Lily S
Lily S - Custard Queen
It’s always nice to see a familiar face – especially when it’s covered in pie, custard and cake mix. And this week we were delighted to see exactly that. Lily S made the trip down from Derby for a rematch with Dom who once again trounced her in the travel cred stakes by coming all the way from Korea! On his last visit (also described on this blog), Lily was one of three victims of Dom’s penchant for pies in the face and gunge by the bucketful. This time she had the mess to herself – and, boy, did she get it…
Lily makes the objects of her own destruction!
Lily is a lovely lady who works under a variety of names – and in this case under a variety of substances! As well as travelling from Derby just for Dom’s session, she brought all her own outfits for his three sketches and looked stunning in each. She even helped make the pies!
Sorry, Lily, the pies get thrown at YOU!
In Dom’s first sketch she played an interviewer on The Messy Show where she talked to Dom about sploshing and then asked him to demonstrate on their ‘model’, Ooops, surprise, surprise! The model hasn’t turned up, so the tightly bloused and skirted Lily has to take those pies!
It's a tough life being a TV presenter!
And take them she did by the dozen - both placed and thrown (and it’s not easy to throw shaving foam pies, Dom’s weapon of choice), gently and hard, greeting them all with a comment in character or simply peals of giggles . Then she stripped off to reveal what she referred to with mock coyness as her ‘bosom and lady garden’ only to be plastered with lots more in both – and of course her sweet face! Finally as if that weren’t enough she was deluged with a huge bucket of orange cake mix!
The future is orange for our naked hostess!
But Lily was undaunted – in fact she was loving every minute and was topped off with even more pies to the face before she headed for the shower to get ready for scene two.
Lily recommends custard - about 8 litres of it!
Absolutely no prizes for plot or gags in Dom’s second scene but they weren’t missed. Not when the scene consisted of Lily S wearing very little (and soon nothing at all) and being covered teasingly slowly but continuously with 8 litres of real custard. Again, Lily not only stood or sat obediently as the rather chilly custard poured nipple-achingly slowly over her head, dripping down her boobs and body, but she also kept up a running commentary on how she was feeling and how much she was enjoying it.
Golden shower? The custard continues to pour...
“It feels likes being peed on!” Lily informed us (giving away another of her interests?) as the custard trickled over and tickled her bare body coating it completely in creamy yellow goo.
But if Dom isn’t a believer in gilding the lily, he is a believer in gunging it – and our thigh-booted beauty was served a simple dessert to her custard shower in the form of several more pies in the face (this time real cream) followed by – you guessed it! – another bucket of cake mix! Again with devilish slowness, it engulfed her head and her long custard-clogged completely, and on film looked quite amazing.
Cake mix and custard - the perfect combination.
As a lover of the rubbish pun and the rather feeble excuse for a good pie scene (you noticed?), it is no secret that my favourite of Dom’s three sketches was the last. Here we took a messy flight of fantasy onboard Pie in the Sky Airlines where our stewardess is giving the pre-flight instructions to her passenger.
After once again helping to make the pies in the ‘galley’, Lily started the demo pointing out where the ‘emergency pies’ were located, what would happen during turbulence (pies could fly in from anywhere!) and that in the event of a loss of pressure, gunge would fall from above – with the obvious but very entertaining consequences!
As a result our sweet stewardess went from smart elegant perfection….
"Welcome to Pie in the Sky Airlines..."
to a sploshy mess faster than Concorde in its heyday!
"You'll find our pies here, here and here!"
And soon after it wasn’t just the plane that had taken off , her uniform had been too and pies were landing on her thick and fast – along with three very full buckets of gunge! But like the cute and courteous cabin crew member she was playing, Lily kept smiling…
"We have a wide range of messy in-flight entertainment ..."
"With temptingly comfy seating at the rear..."
Whilst our passenger did get a few pies in the face served by the lovely Lily, it was clear who was the principal victim here. I genuinely lost count of the number of foam pies Lily was hit with (perhaps Dom will count them for me!) as the plot got lost in the melee along with Lily’s face beneath layer after layer of foam and gunge. These stills don’t capture just how messy Lilly got because they were taken in breathing spaces between the multi-pie barrages. Perhaps, with Dom’s permission, I will take some stills from the video as well to give you a better impression. What they do show perfectly is that whatever Dom threw at her, Lily emerged smiling sweetly – and still giggling.
"On landing, please wait until the gunge has stopped flowing completely before you try to get up ..."
By the end of the afternoon, the three sketches had produced 70 mins of film and around 70 stills (not easy when you are shooting both, but I count myself lucky to have been there). There was a small lake of gunge on the floor despite having cleared up between each sketch and one bin bag was already bursting with used polystyrene plates. Lilly though was still laughing and only to happy to pose for some portrait pics like the one below…
"Thank you for pie, I mean flying, with me. I hope you enjoy it!"
…before even she finally had to give in and get into the shower. But even there I couldn’t resist one last shot…
"Oy, go away! This area is for cabin crew only!"
Lily S is a sweet girl to work with and certainly loves her pies and gunge, and since Dom likes throwing them and I like seeing the results, it turned into a very happy afternoon.
Many thanks to Dom for letting me share some of his photos with you (before he’s even seen them himself!) and, of course, to Lily for being such a happy recipient. I can’t wait to work with her again.
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