Saturday, 20 February, 2010
Don't volunteer unless you are prepared to get messy!
With all the talk from the Secret Diary screening of how to make sploshing part of your sex life, how refreshing to see a live show that demonstrates slapstick doing what it does best – being funny! And yes, it is messy – and yes there are women on the receiving end, and if the audience in Hastings was anything to go by, it could do as much to make your partner want to take part as any drama on ITV2. Circus Hilarious is simply that – hilarious, and if you don’t believe me, ask my clown-hating mate Jenny who loved every minute! Read more »
Friday, 12 February, 2010
Mix pervs and Playdoh and this is what you get
I went to another St Leonards munch in my local pub on Wednesday to be handed a lump of Playdoh by beautifully buxom hostess Hellenes and told to make something ‘erotic’. Sadly my efforts are too pathetic to be recorded here, unlike the lips lovingly crafted by a lady called Jewel and the knobbly cock created by Kitty that somehow ‘got together’ above. But I managed to get hold of photos of some of the better ones… Read more »
Tuesday, 9 February, 2010
"That was good for me!" says Charlie
Those of you who read our last blog post will now we recently undertook our messiest private session ever at the studio. The result was three videos for the man who booked the session but in quieter moments I also managed to take some stills, so here are a few of them… Read more »
Monday, 1 February, 2010
Pied Piper! Billie about to get it in the face
As you may well have noticed with posts on our forum and UMD plus several appearances by the lady herself on chat shows, Billie Piper is about to get sploshed in her ITV 2 series Secret Diary of a Call Girl. As we have recounted earlier, we had a lot of say in this scene pointing out just how sploshing works (no little dabs of cream, big pies, knicker filling, cake sitting etc) and we look forward to seeing how many make it into the show… Read more »
Saturday, 30 January, 2010
Sarah's First Gunging
Phew! Well, we’ve just about cleared up after what was undoubtedly our biggest ever private session. Over 150 pies, 36 litres of custard and nine full buckets of thick cake mix (all pastel colours – no red or brown we were told) were thrown at and over three girls – one of them completely new to messy modelling! Yes, it was quite a baptism, but as you can see, we didn’t let her off lightly!
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Tuesday, 8 December, 2009
Hi all.
I’ve been having some fun at home again taking more messy pictures of myself this time dressed is a saucy french maid. Some of the pictures can be found in The Free House (www.splosh.co.uk/channel_free/the_free_house/index.htm) with our usual funny captions or you can download the lot along with my gunge set (a total of 175 photos full size and full resolution) at www.sploshdownloads.com for the smallest fee the credit card billers will accept ($5). All proceeds go to costumes and gunge for the next set, so the more people buy it (if anyone) the messier I’ll be!
In the meantime, I thought you might like to hear the fun I had taking the pics…
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Wednesday, 18 November, 2009
Four of the best sketches from our DVD Hot Coffee & Sticky Buns are now available to download without membership at www.hits.sploshdownloads.com. It continues our mighty mission to bring you highlights of the last 20 years of Splosh! (as well as new stuff, of course) to download instantly and these four are definitely worth having in your collection, especially Sammy-Jane and Ophelia’s pie fight (as seen above).
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Sunday, 25 October, 2009
1) Warrington is a pleasant, unassuming town. Yes, it looks a bit forbidding when you arrive in the station – that’s the Unilever factory incidentally, but don’t go thinking it is a grim industrial place. Far from it. As the advertisement on the station proudly boasts Warrington is “the gateway to the historic gardens of Cheshire”. I like their modesty. What they are saying is basically, “Warrington – It’s quite near somewhere nicer!”
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Saturday, 10 October, 2009
And your final question, team..whose messy tits are these?
Well, there’s not much chance of you getting that one right unless you go to my local pub quiz night every other Sunday. And even then you might be surprised…
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Saturday, 10 October, 2009
Sorry I wasn’t here last weekend but I was too busy putting together the Splosh! Greatest Hits Download Store (including an unrecognisable Jo Bache in Juicy Pairs’ Final Party above) which opened officially this week. The idea is to create a store dedicated to the best of 20 years of SPLOSH! magazines and videos – all in a downloadable format. No membership, no waiting. Download what you want right away. And now you can…at www.hits.sploshdownloads.com.
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