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Who’s a Silly Billie?

Monday, 1 February, 2010

Pied Piper! Billie about to get it in the face

As you may well have noticed with posts on our forum and UMD plus several appearances by the lady herself on chat shows, Billie Piper is about to get sploshed in her ITV 2 series Secret Diary of a Call Girl. As we have recounted earlier, we had a lot of say in this scene pointing out just how sploshing works (no little dabs of cream, big pies, knicker filling, cake sitting etc) and we look forward to seeing how many make it into the show… Read more »

Our Messiest Private Session Yet!

Saturday, 30 January, 2010

Sarah's First Gunging

Phew! Well, we’ve just about cleared up after what was undoubtedly our biggest ever private session. Over 150 pies, 36 litres of custard and nine full buckets of thick cake mix (all pastel colours – no red or brown we were told) were thrown at and over three girls – one of them completely new to messy modelling! Yes, it was quite a baptism, but as you can see, we didn’t let her off lightly!

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French Maid Hayley at Your Service

Tuesday, 8 December, 2009

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Hi all.
I’ve been having some fun at home again taking more messy pictures of myself this time dressed is a saucy french maid. Some of the pictures can be found in The Free House (www.splosh.co.uk/channel_free/the_free_house/index.htm) with our usual funny captions or you can download the lot along with my gunge set (a total of 175 photos full size and full resolution) at www.sploshdownloads.com for the smallest fee the credit card billers will accept ($5). All proceeds go to costumes and gunge for the next set, so the more people buy it (if anyone) the messier I’ll be!
In the meantime, I thought you might like to hear the fun I had taking the pics…

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Download the Best of Buns

Wednesday, 18 November, 2009

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Four of the best sketches from our DVD Hot Coffee & Sticky Buns are now available to download without membership at www.hits.sploshdownloads.com. It continues our mighty mission to bring you highlights of the last 20 years of Splosh! (as well as new stuff, of course) to download instantly and these four are definitely worth having in your collection, especially Sammy-Jane and Ophelia’s pie fight (as seen above).

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Ten Good Reasons to Go to the Warrington Splunch

Sunday, 25 October, 2009

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1) Warrington is a pleasant, unassuming town. Yes, it looks a bit forbidding when you arrive in the station – that’s the Unilever factory incidentally, but don’t go thinking it is a grim industrial place. Far from it. As the advertisement on the station proudly boasts Warrington is “the gateway to the historic gardens of Cheshire”. I like their modesty. What they are saying is basically, “Warrington – It’s quite near somewhere nicer!”

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Name Those Nawks? It’s Pub Quiz Queen Jenny!

Saturday, 10 October, 2009

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And your final question, team..whose messy tits are these?
Well, there’s not much chance of you getting that one right unless you go to my local pub quiz night every other Sunday. And even then you might be surprised…

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Splosh! Greatest Hits DL Store NOW OPEN

Saturday, 10 October, 2009

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Sorry I wasn’t here last weekend but I was too busy putting together the Splosh! Greatest Hits Download Store (including an unrecognisable Jo Bache in Juicy Pairs’ Final Party above) which opened officially this week. The idea is to create a store dedicated to the best of 20 years of SPLOSH! magazines and videos – all in a downloadable format. No membership, no waiting. Download what you want right away. And now you can…at www.hits.sploshdownloads.com.

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Ohhh Miss Jones!!

Sunday, 27 September, 2009
So that's the full menu Madam?

So that's the full menu Madam?

Bit of a miserable week for me as I was laid low with an attack of flu-bris – the hubris caused when you think you have defeated the flu and instead it comes back worse than ever. So, coughing, sneezing etc I have been stuck indoors for the last seven days except for a brief visit from Clown Julie’s comedy partner Charlie who told me all about their pie-flinging encounter with mature glamour puss, Miss Jones…

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I won’t let The Sun go down on me

Saturday, 19 September, 2009

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Several weeks ago The Sun newspaper illustrated an article about Katie Green with this picture they pinched off our website, and since then we have been trying to get them to admit it and pay a small but fair fee for its use. So what has happened in a battle with Mr Murdoch?

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Sammy-Jane meets Stephanie Tart

Saturday, 19 September, 2009

As I mentioned earlier in the bit you probably won’t read, Sammy-Jane came down on Thursday for a private session. Yes, we still offer private sessions when we can fit them around our own shoots, and this particular customer has been coming for years so it’s always a good laugh.

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