That Bizarre Day
We have now put up a whole new batch of photographs from the day Bizarre magazine came to our studio for their SPLOSH! feature in the current August edition. You can find then in the Free House. These were taken by their photographer on the day. We have also put up some stills from the very informal video we shot from the sidelines of what went on that day. We hope to edit the video and put that up as well (all free, folks!) very shortly. Meanwhile we wait for the big Hollywood offers to roll in from our exposure in the national non-top-shelf press. So far, not a sausage.
In case you didn't read our post on the forum at the time, that _Bizarre_ shoot was a pretty fraught day! Why? Cos the night before (at about 8pm) we discovered the shower had broken down! With Decadent Doll due for her first professional shoot at 9am, and a journalist, photographer and their work experience girl from _Bizarre_ due just two hours later, we somehow had to get it fixed.
Well, big thanks are due to Steve, a biker from our local pub, who is also a plumber and came out at 9pm to look at it, take it apart, and then pronounce it dead (for the huge emergency call-out fee of ten quid - and two pints of Fosters at a later date!). Seeing us panicking, he then called on a mate who owed him a favour and was also a plumber. Was he prepared to install a new shower at 7.30am next morning? Yes, he was, so long as he could find one. Thankfully he did and by 10.30am, it was installed ready for the _Bizarre_ girls and DD to get majorly messy.
And a big up to them, they did just that. We have had many experiences with writers and TV crews who bring non-sploshers along to 'try it out' and usually it is a disaster. Unhappy memories spring to mind of Men and Motors booking two local models who were clearly terrified to join Jo Bache. When they saw what we did to her (pie in the face, custard over the head) the squeals of protest were louder than the car tyres on something driven by Jeremy Clarkson. "Oh nothing in the face. Not on my hair. No, not on my clothes..." There was nowhere else to hit! In the end Jo and I sat in the kitchen laughing at them. But Denise and Natalie were totally different!
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Denise got right into it straight away with a cream pie slapped into her face by her colleague Natalie (genuinely _Bizarre_'s work experience girl) followed by two bowls of different coloured cake mix over her head. No screams of protest, no moans about the cold or whether it would dye her blonde hair - she took it like a trooper and giggled all the way.
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Tit-for-tat action followed with Natalie getting her fair share, especially down her cleavage and in the back of her panties. The photographer was obsessed with this (and who can blame him?). Cake mix, custard and cream all filled her frillies at various times and numerous attempts were made to make the stuff splatter on camera - so as well as a sploshing, Natalie 'enjoyed' a fairly hard spanking as well. Now that's what we call work experience!
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Decadent Doll was amazing as ever. The only one to get her boobs out, she was a true professional never minding anything they did to her and always finding her eye-line. Dripping in custard and cream, she even patiently waited till the other girls had taken thir shower.
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So, we are full of praise for the _Bizarre_ Girls for joining in and having fun. We also liked the feature that Denise produced. It is non-judgmental, funny and informative (not the piss-taking parody we feared) and a good guide for the novice splosher. We were however amused by Kowalski's claim (quoted in the feature) that his site Bound2bMessy was 'dragging WAM into the 21st century' cos we want to drag it back into the 20th again! There has been bugger all in the way of good TV slapstick since 2000, so lets go back to the latter half of the 1900s, we say!
The ten-page sploshing feature has so far had a couple of amusing consequences. Firstly the Cash & Carry where we buy our stuff from have seen the feature and now think we are Gods! This is especially entertaining cos quite often we get our local pub landlady to get stuff for us, and they now think she one of the models. And secondly Steve the plumber is gutted.
"If I'd known that was gonna happen I would have cancelled my other job and installed the bloody thing myself." he told us. "I mean, I should have to be on-site for a proper working test of the new shower, especially with them women in it."
Too right, Steve!