Splosh! Gooey News

Apparently Wednesday was as bizarre as anyone who has ever met Mouse would have expected. In a field full of nettles somewhere near Reading, 'milkmaids' cavorted with a man dressed as a cow, milked yoghurt from a rubber glove and sat on milking stools that used three dildos for legs. Casual remarks such as "I need a piss. I'll know, I'll do it over the cow!"(from Mouse herself) were overheard by the baffled but appreciative spectators (including a man walking his dog). Dolly took it all in her stride and was declared to total trooper by the cast and crew. But I think, even now, she is wondering exactly whether it all really happened.

Thursday was more more normal - to SPLOSH! fans anyway! June21st is Decadent Doll's 22nd birthday and so we decided to celebrate early with our own personal party! Our friends on the forum had provided ideas for presents and we tried our best to incorporate as many as we could. So with DD in her best glittery frock, we pelted her with 22 eggs, 22 pies, lots of custard and cream, foam-filled balloons, bowls of rice pudding to pack her panties and a nice big black forest gateau to sit in! Plus by special request from Sploshman on the forum, a bucket of chocolate cake mix! Of course we filmed the whole thing and it will be available to download soon. In the meantime, expect some pictures of the messy event on the forum.

I'm pleased to say Dolly loved the whole thing, and we were both so involved we forgot a certain other event that was taking place at the same time. Popping into the pub for a quick drink (or dozen) we found it packed with people watching England v Trinidad & Tobago. They still hadn't scored at this time so we were able to hide in the corner - and nobody noticed the smell of custard - except the pub dog who spent a happy hour licking my splattered shoes.

Friday was another full day. this time DD was making her debut working with Gilly on www.gillysillyhouse.com. As members will know, Dolly has already treated the site to her Shirley Temple rendition of the Good Ship Lollipop. Now it was Gilly's turn for revenge. Dressed in her trademark Mistress Gilly outfit - pvc catsuit, hugely higheeled thigh boots and gloves - she put poor Dolly in our sturdy stocks and gave her the pieing of her life. She even made her sing a bit of the song again so she could pie her some more! Then she removed her so she could pie her bum as well! And that was just part one! In part two, DD gets her revenge in a fine tit-for-tat pie fight which will be up at the Silly House soon. Meanwhile part one - DD in the stocks is already there. Check out Gilly's House now.

As if being repeatedly pied by Gilly (and yes, they got on really well, thanks for asking) wasn't enough, DD then did a private session for a gentlemen known to forum fans as Driversoft. He wanted her to wear something formal and be interviewed by him in the bath as he poured assorted stuff over her. Dolly was delighted to oblige and her formal black dress soon disappeared under custard, cream, fruit, flans, treacle, honey, creamy cake and lots more. As she stripped off, out came Driversoft's piece de resistance. Somehow he'd found a Pound Shop selling ready made "Genuine Dead Sea" mud! It was dark grey in colour and went on superbly smoothly. Furthermore the two packets went a long way, covering even DD's ample curves!

It was a nice, relaxing, low-key session (which after three days of filming was just right) and DD adored it. What's more the mud made her silky smooth - a good thing as by now her boyfriend from Belfast had joined her. Friday night was also spent in the pub - with Driversoft showing us card tricks and demonstrating logic problems to our bafflement (it's not difficult to baffle me after two days shooting messy women!). Incidentally, Mike (DD's boyfriend) is a great guy, remarkably quiet for a thash metal drummer! He is also a non-splosher which he proved with alacrity by spending most of the time DD was being pied by Gilly and massaging herself with mud FAST ASLEEP. Well, he had travelled from Belfast... Hopefully Driversoft will put some stills up from this session on the forum. If nothing else, Mike might like to see what he missed!

Saturday was a day off. I edited the first part of the stocks film and DD went off to the old town to buy bits and pieces including a rather excellent metal Wonder Woman lunchbox! This made its debut (as a carrying case for cigarettes and stuff) in the pub on Saturday where we chilled out watching local band the Rhythm Doctors and chatting to my boozy mates. Strange how many mates you have when there's a busty model in tow! Last night they were still talking about what a sweet girl she was.

Well, that's my first blog entry done! I know it was long but it was an exceptional week. Don't expect them all to be like this! But hopefully there will still be plenty of fun.