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When the Munch Got Messy…

Friday, 16 July, 2010

As I’ve mentioned before, the general fetish munch held in my local pub in St Leonards is always worth a visit. However this month’s was even better than ever. Why? Because we decided to give the munchers a taste of sploshing!

We had been hoping to stage something of the sort all winter but not surprisingly the landlady wasn’t too keen on having her pub plastered with custard (especially as it had just been painted) so we had to wait till the warmer weather so we could stage something sploshy  in the rather grandly titled beer garden. As everyone who was there agreed, it was well worth the wait… Read the rest of this entry »

Join in Hayley’s Wet Jeans Summer

Monday, 14 June, 2010

Make 2010 the great Wet Jeans Summer

Hiy guys, I thought I’d do a bit of bloggin’ since Bill is still running around making tea for builders. God knows when they’ll be finished. All I know is that he’s even grumpier than ever, so I’ve been hiding in Spain for the last few months. However I shall be back in the UK for the summer – so it better be a good one! And what do I mean by good? I mean the sort of long, hot summer where you just have to run into the sea or leap into the lake with your jeans on!

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The Nearest Thing to Tiswas Live!

Saturday, 20 February, 2010

Don't volunteer unless you are prepared to get messy!

With all the talk from the Secret Diary screening of how to make sploshing part of your sex life, how refreshing to see a live show that demonstrates slapstick doing what it does best – being funny!  And yes, it is messy – and yes there are women on the receiving end, and if the audience in Hastings was anything to go by, it could do as much to make your partner want to take part as any drama on ITV2. Circus Hilarious is simply that – hilarious, and if you don’t believe me, ask my clown-hating mate Jenny who loved every minute! Read the rest of this entry »

Munch on This!

Friday, 12 February, 2010

Mix pervs and Playdoh and this is what you get

I went to another St Leonards munch in my local pub on Wednesday to be handed a lump of Playdoh by beautifully buxom hostess Hellenes and told to make something ‘erotic’. Sadly my efforts are too pathetic to be recorded here, unlike the lips lovingly crafted by a lady called Jewel and the knobbly cock created by Kitty that somehow ‘got together’ above. But I managed to get hold of photos of some of the better ones… Read the rest of this entry »

More Stills from Our Messiest Session

Tuesday, 9 February, 2010

"That was good for me!" says Charlie

Those of you who read our last blog post will now we recently undertook our messiest private session ever at the studio. The result was three videos for the man who booked the session but in quieter moments I also managed to take some stills, so here are a few of them… Read the rest of this entry »

French Maid Hayley at Your Service

Tuesday, 8 December, 2009

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Hi all.
I’ve been having some fun at home again taking more messy pictures of myself this time dressed is a saucy french maid. Some of the pictures can be found in The Free House (www.splosh.co.uk/channel_free/the_free_house/index.htm) with our usual funny captions or you can download the lot along with my gunge set (a total of 175 photos full size and full resolution) at www.sploshdownloads.com for the smallest fee the credit card billers will accept ($5). All proceeds go to costumes and gunge for the next set, so the more people buy it (if anyone) the messier I’ll be!
In the meantime, I thought you might like to hear the fun I had taking the pics…

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Where Did the Time Go?

Thursday, 24 January, 2008

I am sorry if this entry seems a bit egotistical (Who? Meeeeeeeeeeee?) but over on the Forum somebody asked for a rough timeline of my life in porn etc, so here it is…. Don’t worry, normal service (pictures of messy tits and mildly amusing anecdotes) will resume shortly, and it put off doing the tax return for another hour. So here goes…

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Roly-poly with Gilly

Friday, 18 January, 2008

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It was good to work with Gilly again after the Christmas break (ably filled by Sammy-Jane and Dolly). And this time we both got down and dirty!

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Back Again!

Sunday, 13 January, 2008

Hi again. Sorry, I’ve been away so long but I’ve been on the forum instead. Now my ego has decided to restart the blog not only so I can go on at greater length but also to share some of the sillier stories etc about Splosh! and the sploshers. More like a real blog then! So back to work then, and I really will try and keep it up this time.

Messi-Lee Does It

Monday, 17 July, 2006

One of the pleasantest and silliest afternoons I’ve had can now be enjoyed in our FREE Mad Macs pages.
The lovely Luscious Lee who I met a year or so ago on Sky TV’s Britain’s Wildest (which she went on to win, making her officially Britain’s Wildest Woman!!) came down for a chat and a few beers (quite a lot of beers actually) – and wound up soaked and sploshed….

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