Saturday, 20 February, 2010
Don't volunteer unless you are prepared to get messy!
With all the talk from the Secret Diary screening of how to make sploshing part of your sex life, how refreshing to see a live show that demonstrates slapstick doing what it does best – being funny! And yes, it is messy – and yes there are women on the receiving end, and if the audience in Hastings was anything to go by, it could do as much to make your partner want to take part as any drama on ITV2. Circus Hilarious is simply that – hilarious, and if you don’t believe me, ask my clown-hating mate Jenny who loved every minute! Read the rest of this entry »
Friday, 12 February, 2010
Mix pervs and Playdoh and this is what you get
I went to another St Leonards munch in my local pub on Wednesday to be handed a lump of Playdoh by beautifully buxom hostess Hellenes and told to make something ‘erotic’. Sadly my efforts are too pathetic to be recorded here, unlike the lips lovingly crafted by a lady called Jewel and the knobbly cock created by Kitty that somehow ‘got together’ above. But I managed to get hold of photos of some of the better ones… Read the rest of this entry »
Tuesday, 9 February, 2010
"That was good for me!" says Charlie
Those of you who read our last blog post will now we recently undertook our messiest private session ever at the studio. The result was three videos for the man who booked the session but in quieter moments I also managed to take some stills, so here are a few of them… Read the rest of this entry »
Tuesday, 8 December, 2009
Hi all.
I’ve been having some fun at home again taking more messy pictures of myself this time dressed is a saucy french maid. Some of the pictures can be found in The Free House (www.splosh.co.uk/channel_free/the_free_house/index.htm) with our usual funny captions or you can download the lot along with my gunge set (a total of 175 photos full size and full resolution) at www.sploshdownloads.com for the smallest fee the credit card billers will accept ($5). All proceeds go to costumes and gunge for the next set, so the more people buy it (if anyone) the messier I’ll be!
In the meantime, I thought you might like to hear the fun I had taking the pics…
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Thursday, 24 January, 2008
I am sorry if this entry seems a bit egotistical (Who? Meeeeeeeeeeee?) but over on the Forum somebody asked for a rough timeline of my life in porn etc, so here it is…. Don’t worry, normal service (pictures of messy tits and mildly amusing anecdotes) will resume shortly, and it put off doing the tax return for another hour. So here goes…
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Friday, 18 January, 2008
It was good to work with Gilly again after the Christmas break (ably filled by Sammy-Jane and Dolly). And this time we both got down and dirty!
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Sunday, 13 January, 2008
Hi again. Sorry, I’ve been away so long but I’ve been on the forum instead. Now my ego has decided to restart the blog not only so I can go on at greater length but also to share some of the sillier stories etc about Splosh! and the sploshers. More like a real blog then! So back to work then, and I really will try and keep it up this time.
Monday, 17 July, 2006
One of the pleasantest and silliest afternoons I’ve had can now be enjoyed in our FREE Mad Macs pages.
The lovely Luscious Lee who I met a year or so ago on Sky TV’s Britain’s Wildest (which she went on to win, making her officially Britain’s Wildest Woman!!) came down for a chat and a few beers (quite a lot of beers actually) – and wound up soaked and sploshed….
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Sunday, 2 July, 2006
Ooooh my first blog entry, how exciting!
As we mentioned on the “forum”:, last weekend Bill and I got invited to a wedding reception at Bill’s local pub (The Marina Fountain). Terri (a lovely blonde girl) and Neil her nutty bloke were getting married and insisted we came – dressed in PVC gear!
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Thursday, 29 June, 2006
We have now put up a whole new batch of photographs from the day _Bizarre_ magazine came to our studio for their _*SPLOSH!*_ feature in the current August edition. You can find then in the “Free House”:http://www.splosh.co.uk/channel_free/the_free_house/index.htm. These were taken by their photographer on the day. We have also put up some stills from the very informal video we shot from the sidelines of what went on that day. We hope to edit the video and put that up as well (all free, folks!) very shortly. Meanwhile we wait for the big Hollywood offers to roll in from our exposure in the national non-top-shelf press. So far, not a sausage.
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