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Tigerr’s Youtube Movie

BillShipton — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 08:18:08 +0000

After a year on Youtube and around 57,000 hits, it seems the boring gits have deemed this film ‘inappropriate’ and banned it, so we’ll put it here instead!

The lovely Tigerr Benson helps us celebrate our 20th anniversary by having 20 foods thrown in her face from custard and jam to spaghetti and dog food! But she still comes up smiling!

To see the naughtier full movie (complete with Tigerr’s amazing juggs!) click the Downloads button and go to Latest Downloads.

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Red the Mucky Bunny Girl

BillShipton — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 14:04:15 +0000

When Red got a new job as a Mucky Bunny, she soon realise that she wouldn't be serving the food but getting covered in it! But Red knows however messy it may make her, the customer is always right!

"Good evening, sir. I'm your Mucky Bunny Girl."

"Would you like to try our Pink Titties cocktail, sir?"

"Certainly, sir, just pour it oover my boobs!"

"We don't serve it 'on-the-rocks' here, but over my boulders!"

"Go on, sir, fill it up!"

"It tastes delicious too!"

"A jug of custard? Of course, sir?"

"Poured inside my basque. Oooh yes, please!"

"Oooohh... that tickles!"

"It's sending shivers right down my spine!"

"Let's hope nobody smacks my bottom!"

"Now sir, can I interest you in anything else?"

"Hang on, it's run right down into my shoe!"

"Now what can your Mucky Bunny do for you next?"

"Rice pudding? If you say so..."

"I wonder where this one's going, guys?"

"Oh you want to pour that over me too. Oh no, not in my...

"...face!"

"Mmpppfff!"

"Glug!"

"Yes, sir, that's right. Let me have it in the tits."

"Mmmm that feels rather nice!"

"What next, sir? The all-day breakfast? Bring it on!"

"First pour cold porridge right in my face..."

"...or down my boobs, if you prefer."

"Urrrrggg! There was no golden syrup in it!"

"Eggs next? Eww, I mean, of course, sir! How do you like them?"

"Ooohh, raw and sunny side up! I see!"

"Urrg! I mean thank you very much, sir!"

"Oooh they feel lovely and slimey!"

"You'd like baked beans next, sir?"

"Well, actually, I don't really like beans..."

"But a Mucky Bunny has to do what the customer wants so...go ahead."

"EEEwwww!"

"I hate beans for breakfast!"

"But then again...."

"They do look rather good on me!

"And feel rather nice in me as well!"

"And it is important to start the day with something inside you!"

"Hold on, you've had the porridge!"

"You want seconds? Sigh! Of course, sir!"

"Mmmpppfff!"

"Arrgh! Still no bloody syrup!"

"But then I'm sweet enough already..."

"...and sticky enough!"

"What? There isn't a spare jug, sir? OK, use my shoe..."

"Oh-oooh, I think I can see where this is going, guys..."

"Ohhhhh right where I thought! No jug shortage there, matey!"

"That's it, top me off!"

"I'll just slip my shoes back on..."

SQUELCH!

"Oh I see sir is a leg man as well as a breast man!"

"Go on then, sir..."

"Good enough to eat!"

"Let me rub it into the nylon for you to lick off.."

"What next? You'd like to pour eggs in my panties?"

"Of course! So long as they are soft, sir.."

"Ooh!"

"Ooooh!!!"

"Oooohhhhhh!!!"

SQUISH! "Ohhh yessss!"

"More of that, please!"

"Oh dear, they all seem to have sunk to the bottom of my tights."

"Never mind, I'll just rub it all into the nylon and all will be well."

"Mmmm, that feels good! What's next?"

"Spaghetti hoops?"

"Oh yes please!"

"Mmm! Get it whilst it's hot, guys!"

"How romantic, guys. He's serving the cocktail in my shoe!"

"Oh no, I might have guessed!"

"What a terrible waste of cocktail!"

"But at least I get to drink it as well!"

It looks like the drinks are on Red!

"Mmm, now to save on the washing up!"

"Anything else need licking out there, guys?"

"You want me to fill my shoe again, sir? No problem."

"And then put it on." SQUISH! "Oooh they're surprisingly comfy!"

"Just like pink slippers!"

"I could wear these all day - and night."

"What more porridge? Sir is hungry isn't he?"

"Awwww!"

"Thank you very much, sir. Anything else?"

"Ohhh no, more eggs!"

"SPLUTTER!!"

"Glug. Thank you very much, sir! What? You want MORE porridge?"

"OK...Whatever you like, sir. Let me have it!"

"I hope everything is to your liking! No? You want some more spaghetti? Sigh..."

"Help yourself..."

"Glug, splutter..the customer IS always right!"

"Thank you sooo much, sir!"

"Of course you can eat with your hands, sir! Is there anything else?"

"Ohhh, rice pudding, of course. I forgot!"

"Go on, give me the lot!"

"Thank YOU, sir! And to drink?"

"Two jugs of our Pink Titties cocktail, of course, sir! Some pie with that?"

"Splattered on my bum? Certainly, sir!"

""Goo on, rub it right in, sir..."

"Another one in my tits? Oh yes please, sir!"

"Ohhh yes, that's lovely! Thank you so much, sir"

"Wow! That felt goood!"

"Come on, sir. Give me another one!"

"Right between the bunny ears!"

SPLATTT!

"OHHH! Thank you, sir...but I've just noticed my shift is over..."

"I really must go home now! What one more pie? In the face?"

"Of course, sir!"

"Thank..splutter..you..gasp.. very much!"

"Phew, guys, it might look tough, but I love my job!"

Scenes from Splosh! Day

BillShipton — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 22:47:26 +0000

Back in the old days we used to hold get-togethers where people could come and take pictures and join in messy games with our models. These Splosh! Days varied in popularity and were eventually phased out in favour of private sessions.

However this film taken by an audience member and used in our video Gooey Girlies gives you some idea of the atmosphere and what went on.

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Holly’s Sploshing Documentary

BillShipton — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 20:14:36 +0000

Back in 2009, we had a visit from Holly and her posse, a band of students doing a degree in TV production. For their finals, they had to make a short documentary and what subject did Holly pic? Why sploshing, of course! So we invited them to the studio to give it a go.

The result was a great afternoon with some genuinely talented people. Holly herself not only directed but interviewed and got sploshed several times for the film which also includes appearances by Slimy Sophie and Richard.

Now you can see the whole film here! And yes, Holly passed her degree with flying colours!

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At Home with Kustardy Kate

BillShipton — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 14:12:04 +0000

Kate made her sploshing debut playing the much put-upon customer in Sammy's Cafe (available on our Latest Downloads page) but that was only the start! Back at home she started sploshing for fun with her favourite desserts as these photos go to show...

"I've finally got clean after my trip to Sam's Cafe but..."

"..now I'm aching to get messy again!"

"So, how about a little custard?"

"Mmmm, feeling better already!"

"What do you think, guys?"

"Maybe a touch of yogurt for added colour?"

"Oooh yes, it feels great!"

"How does it look?"

"Not enough? OK here goes!"

"Ooh, it's trickling everywhere.."

"What? You want me to pour it inside my top?"

"My pleasure!"

"Now to rub it in... mmm!"

"Oh more, more!"

"Is that all there is? Shame!"

I"ll just have to mess up my boots NEXT time!"