1) Warrington is a pleasant, unassuming town. Yes, it looks a bit forbidding when you arrive in the station – that’s the Unilever factory incidentally, but don’t go thinking it is a grim industrial place. Far from it. As the advertisement on the station proudly boasts Warrington is “the gateway to the historic gardens of Cheshire”. I like their modesty. What they are saying is basically, “Warrington – It’s quite near somewhere nicer!”
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Ten Good Reasons to Go to the Warrington Splunch
Name Those Nawks? It’s Pub Quiz Queen Jenny!
And your final question, team..whose messy tits are these?
Well, there’s not much chance of you getting that one right unless you go to my local pub quiz night every other Sunday. And even then you might be surprised…
Splosh! Greatest Hits DL Store NOW OPEN
Sorry I wasn’t here last weekend but I was too busy putting together the Splosh! Greatest Hits Download Store (including an unrecognisable Jo Bache in Juicy Pairs’ Final Party above) which opened officially this week. The idea is to create a store dedicated to the best of 20 years of SPLOSH! magazines and videos – all in a downloadable format. No membership, no waiting. Download what you want right away. And now you can…at www.hits.sploshdownloads.com.
Ohhh Miss Jones!!
So that's the full menu Madam?
Bit of a miserable week for me as I was laid low with an attack of flu-bris – the hubris caused when you think you have defeated the flu and instead it comes back worse than ever. So, coughing, sneezing etc I have been stuck indoors for the last seven days except for a brief visit from Clown Julie’s comedy partner Charlie who told me all about their pie-flinging encounter with mature glamour puss, Miss Jones…
I won’t let The Sun go down on me
Several weeks ago The Sun newspaper illustrated an article about Katie Green with this picture they pinched off our website, and since then we have been trying to get them to admit it and pay a small but fair fee for its use. So what has happened in a battle with Mr Murdoch?
Sammy-Jane meets Stephanie Tart
As I mentioned earlier in the bit you probably won’t read, Sammy-Jane came down on Thursday for a private session. Yes, we still offer private sessions when we can fit them around our own shoots, and this particular customer has been coming for years so it’s always a good laugh.
My Self Imposed Cur-Flu
This week I was hoping to be able to report on Simon and Hellenes’ first full blown Fetish Night in Eastbourne (that’s Hellenes above in her dungeon, so I think you can see two good reasons why I wanted to go). But sadly I was unable to go as, statistically at least, I am suffering from swine flu. Actually I think all I have is a bit of a cold, but according to the National Pandemic website I am a toxic threat to the world who has to stay locked away for at least a week to prevent the spread of this fatal disease. And the cause of this local outbreak that threatens to destroy the very fabric of society? Sweet Sue.
Compiling our Greatest Hits
Been having a fine time wallowing in messy nostalgia putting together clips for our forthcoming download store, Splosh!’s Greatest Hits. By popular demand this will feature some of our best sketches from our DVDs on download for the first time, previously unavailable back issues of the magazine in PDF form and out-takes and sketches that haven’t been seen before EVER! It has also provided a chance to look back at Splosh! stars from the past (like Karen above) and remember how differently sketches were made in those days.
Farewell to Tim
Had some sad news a few weeks back that Tim Walton, who along with his ex-wife Hilary used to run Daisy Publications/Entertainments, had died. A memorial get-together for his friends is being held in October. As some might know, Daisy (based in Bexhill) used to sell Splosh! magazine and videos along hundreds of other publications and many of you may well have one of their vast catalogues. The business, Hilary hopes, will continue though she is no longer involved in it.
Hayley’s Slime Time
My Bank Holiday was a lot wetter and messier than Bill’s, and even more enjoyable! Why? Cos I gave gameshow-style gunge or slime a try for the first time – and, of course being me, I mixed up three full buckets of the stuff in three contrasting colours! Here’s how I got on…
