Not surprisingly since it is their annual music ‘festival’, I spent much of the August Bank Holiday in the pub. A break from all things custardy you might imagine but you’d be wrong! As well as pub-going Splosh! fans like Jenny from Facebook keen to tell me about the messy chats she’d been having, two pretty faces popped up unexpectedly wanting to get messy – in one case for the first time and in the other for the umpteenth!
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A Splosh! Man’s Holiday
That’s Snow Biz
Happy to say that Snow White and the Seven Buckets is now up at www.sploshdownloads.com and doing well. I’ve you haven’t seen it yet, you should, it is one of our best. Scarlett is excellent and it’s quite funny and very rude at the end, so what’s not to like? We have even had a request from a cable station in the US to show clips from it on one of their shows – though only the fully clothed bits! Can worldwide fame be far away for Scarlett?
Welcome to My Piedmare
Searching for some Alice Cooper music and video to wake me up one morning, I found this…
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJ1rHdIL0qw
Now I’ve always been an Alice fan since Schools Out coincided with the end of my O levels, and was well aware that Soupy Sales was an American comic famous for throwing custard pies but I had no idea the two had come together (in 1979 apparently). There’s a longer version of the sketch on Youtube as well.
We noticed that Alice seemed to enjoy Splosh! when they both appeared on The Graham Norton Show last year, but didn’t know he’d been an active participant! And with one of the slapstick legends!! Now I’m an even greater fan than ever!
Coming Soon…Snow White & the 7 Buckets!
That’s what cheese sauce tastes like!!
This is what I’m editing at the moment and it looks like it’s going to be a goody! Scarlett stars as Snow White in our funny and filthy film, Snow White and the 7 Buckets.
It is exactly the right mix of comedy and naughty stuff in my view and very, very messy (these are just the early stages).
At the end, Snow drifts and becomes a wonderfully dirty whore that will have Walt Disney turning in his..err…fridge!
More details when it’s finished.
Splunching – Shipshape and Bristol Fashion
If it has been a long time since I blogged, it has been even longer since I splunched!
For those unused to Splosh! terminology, a Splunch is a Splosh! Munch where fans of sploshing meet up in a vanilla setting (usually the pub) to sit and chat about all things wet and messy. It is a good way for people new to the scene to meet up and feel a part of things, and now there are several to choose from. The London Meet gets together about once every three months, the Bristol one meets in spring and summer (they like to hold a mud shoot at the same time) and various venues up north do their best to get people to come to ones there as well (for details of all upcoming events, go to the forum).
Again, not wishing to be seen as egotistical, I haven’t been to one of these for ages but Mike Nomic who runs the Bristol do made me an offer I couldn’t resist (ie beer and food) so off I went to Bristol…
Virgin on the Ridiculous
Dolly, Katie and myself had a great time a week or so ago when we recorded a film for a new Virgin 1 TV programme. Made by ITV productions, the show Kinky and Proud (part of the ….and Proud series) is expected to be aired in July though at the moment nobody – including the producer – knows when. It will be worth watching though as it features a nice messy scene between our differently sized sploshers.
As well as being interviewed, the girls took part in an impromptu sketch based on Dolly’s rubbish superhero character, SuperDoll. Rescuing our hapless heroine (Katie), she has soon spilled custard down her bikini top…
Hydee’s Choco-Frolic
Anyone casually picking up a copy of Love It magazine in March may have spotted a familiar face – albeit smeared in chocolate! Gilly’s Silly House star Hydee (that’s her on the left) appeared in a feature about the sexual joys of the sweet brown stuff
Hydee who appears under the name Julia (a promotions executive from Brighton!) agreed to do it cos they told her she could take a bath in smooth liquid chocolate in the photos….
Ups and Downloads
Over the last couple of years we have had lots of struggles trying to set up a download area for Splosh! but at last it looks like it’s about to happen. For ages we have been trying to bring you scenes which we have filmed in spare moments like ’schoolgirl’ Tracy (above) deluged in dozens of different things as she learns her ABC but been thwarted by credit card companies, technology and burocracy.
Make Cutie Katie the Queen of FHM!
You may not recognise her under the shaving foam and baked beans but this is Silly House favourite Katie (in her latest adventure there out this week). And it turns out she’s not just a favourite of ours, but one of international best selling magazine FHM. Katie has been chosen as one of the Top Ten Hot Honeys (out of thousands who applied) to compete for the title of FHM Honey of 2008. And you can (and should) vote for her right away!
Memories of Paul Raymond
A couple of people have asked me to recall my days working for Paul Raymond and any memories I have of the man himself. Although I had been freelancing for his magazines for many years, I didn’t actually meet him till Christmas 1990. The venue was the Windmill Theatre and the event the Xmas party for those who worked on his magazines.
