Shiny Hayley: Hi
"Mark": Hey sexy. So you been getting messy lately
Shiny Hayley: Had a few pies in the face!!
"Mark": Mmmm - when was that ?
Shiny Hayley: Ten days ago
"Mark": What were you wearing
Shiny Hayley: In the PVC catsuit and boots. It was fairly impromptu, we were trying out Tescos Value Shaving Foam!!
"Mark": LOL Any good
Shiny Hayley: Yes and only 45p a can!! Handy when you use as much as I do.
"Mark": Sounds good - although I'd rather get you with other stuff .
Shiny Hayley: So what would you do to me then?
"Mark": Depends what you'd allow me to do!
Shiny Hayley: Do your worst...
"Mark": And what would you be wearing?
Shiny Hayley: What would you want me to wear?
"Mark": Definitely a mac and boots of some sort.
Shiny Hayley: Cool, plenty of those to choose from. How does a nice bottle green pvc mac, double breasted with silver press studs sound? And thigh boots naturally...
"Mark": I prefer ones with no poppers but a wraparound belt
Shiny Hayley: Fussy git!
"Mark": LOL Ok - the one you said will be fine.
Shiny Hayley: I do have one of those too (I reserve it for bedtime)
"Mark": Hayley - I wanna pie you so much!
Shiny Hayley : I LOVE being pied. How many would you let me have?
"Mark": 15 pies, Angel Delight loaded with cream
Shiny Hayley: Need more than that!!
"Mark": Thats' when I start hurling buckets of Angel Delight and custard at you though!
Shiny Hayley: Ooooh! How many and what are you aiming at?
"Mark": Where would we be?
Shiny Hayley: Somewhere we can make a hell of a mess! You can tie me up if you like You choose...
"Mark": I have two things I'd love to try with you...
Shiny Hayley: Go on.
"Mark": One would be a weathergirl scene where you dressed in a sou wester and wellies expecting a watering can poured over your head as the scene ended - except you got MUCH more than expected .
Shiny Hayley: Go on...what exactly?
"Mark": Well would you prefer that scene or a charity event at a school for a parents evening where I needed a pretty woman to sit as a volunteer to take pies and buckets of goo to raise money for school funds - it would only be me and you though as it was a test to see if you could handle it and I'd suggest you wore a slutty schoolgirl outfit ...
Shiny Hayley: And a mac and boots?
"Mark": Maybe with a mac and boots though as extra protection - to begin with at least...
Shiny Hayley: Have you got a stiffy?
"Mark": Ummmmm yep !
Shiny Hayley: Can you imagine it wrapped in my pvc mac?
"Mark": My cock?
Shiny Hayley: Yup your cock...
"Mark": Then I get to stand over you and shoot my dirty smelly semen all over your face!
Shiny Hayley: I could cope with that!
"Mark": Where do you like a guy to cum best of all?
Shiny Hayley: Face and hair most. Dripping down the eyebrows is good...
"Mark": Hayley - I don't suppose you know anyone who may be willing to help us with our parents night tomorrow night?
Shiny Hayley: Is this the start? If so, I would be happy to. What do I have to do. I do think its important to do one's bit.
"Mark": We were thinking of a custard pie throw.
Shiny Hayley: Sounds interesting. What would I have to do?
"Mark": Well basically - we get ready a table FULL of custard pies and maybe .. if you're game ... a few buckets of custard and angel delight - we charge people money to be able to take a pie or bucket of goo and hurl them at you...
Shiny Hayley: At me! Errr OK
"Mark": Gulp - You sure ???
Shiny Hayley: Go on...it IS for charity. Where should I sit?
"Mark": * I push open a door to the school hall and point at a chair sat in front of a screen*
Shiny Hayley: Oh that looks quite comfy. Shall I sit down for you?
"Mark": * It has a banner saying "I've been a naughty little girl - Make me pay".*
Shiny Hayley: I see...and how are you going to make me pay exactly?
"Mark": Everyone would make you pay by pelting you with pies and goo...
Shiny Hayley: Hmmmmm!
"Mark": You dont fancy it - knew you wouldnt - no worries...
Shiny Hayley: Well, I'm not saying that exactly. I mean it is a good cause...perhaps just the one...
"Mark": Maybe you should try one - just to see how you feel?
Shiny Hayley: Oh go on then...nothing ventured. That big one looks nice...
"Mark": You wanna do it like that - or you wanna go the whole hog and put the schoolgirl outfit we hired on?
Shiny Hayley: Well I'd better not get this messy...
"Mark": Ummm - I warn you though - its a VERY naughty outfit - its hanging up in there.
Shiny Hayley: *puts on schoolgil uniform* Okay, how do I look?
"Mark": Mmmm
Shiny Hayley: It is VERY short...
"Mark" : It looks a bit silly with just socks on...
Shiny Hayley: What do you suggest?
"Mark": Where they boots you had on just now ?
Shiny Hayley: Yes, I could put them on...they go well with the little black skirt being black pvc with four inch heels...
"Mark": Gulp, they're nice.
Shiny Hayley: Very sharp heels as a matter of fact...
"Mark": Lis ten - in case you back out of this we really dont wanna mess up that outfit. Your coat you had under your arm when you came in looked practical? *Hoping Hayley doesn't notice my erectionas I walk to curtain to reveal table of pies*
Shiny Hayley: What the black pvc one? Yes it is practical isn't it?
"Mark": Oh its pvc is it?
Shiny Hayley: Shall I do it right up?
"Mark": Yes put it on and belt it up.
Shiny Hayley: And what about my souwester?
"Mark" : Mmm yes
Shiny Hayley: Better tie that on. I don't know how hard these things are going to hit me!
"Mark": *I pick up a medium sized pie - it's heavy with custard and loaded with cream*
Shiny Hayley: Well, I ought to know how bad it could be. Jump in at the deep end, as it were..Shall I just sit with my hands behind my back?
"Mark": Ok
Shiny Hayley: Make an easy target?
"Mark": * I put the pie back down...admiring her boobs as she thrusts them forward with hjer hands behiond her back.* Lemme make it a bit more interesting...
Shiny Hayley: How?
"Mark": * I walk behind you and tie your hands behind you to the chair*
Shiny Hayley: Oh! Now I can't defend myself.
"Mark": That's right.
Shiny Hayley: So shall we give it a go?
"Mark": * I take the pie and walk toward you...*
Shiny Hayley: Ooooh I'm getting butterflies...
"Mark": Not everyone will just pie you by the way so lift your bum up.
Shiny Hayley: Alright...
"Mark": * I slide the pie onto your chair and grin*
Shiny Hayley: SQUELCH!!! Ooooh! How interesting!
"Mark": Haha , you ok ?
Shiny Hayley: Mmmm, rather nice... It's tickling as it works into my thin little knickers. Mmmmmm. Now you really must let me try the pie....
"Mark": You want it ?
Shiny Hayley: * Smiles*....Go on, let me have it!
"Mark": * I take the pie and hurl it hard at your gorgeous face.*
Shiny Hayley: OHHH! MPPPHHH!!!
"Mark": Mmmmmmm...
Shiny Hayley: Hmmm, mmmm, that was....rather exciting!
"Mark": Aww fuck - really ?
Shiny Hayley: Not sure if I like it or not, I'd better try another one or two...
"Mark": * I walk to the table and lift two huge gooey yellow pies*
Shiny Hayley: ... or ten!
"Mark": Gulp!
Shiny Hayley: What ARE you going to do with those?
"Mark": * I grin as I lift the pies and SMACK I splat them hard in either boob and smear them messily over the mac...*
Shiny Hayley: Ohhhh! Now that was fun! But I thought I was going to get them in the face! Perhaps you just missed. I know what a bad aim some men can be. Maybe you should have another go!
"Mark": Hmmm. I take two more. all you can see is yellow with masses of pure white cream on top...
Shiny Hayley: Hmmm they look gorgeous! You must let me try them.
"Mark": Gorgeous ? You really like the look of these ?
Shiny Hayley: Mmmm! I could really fill my face with them!
"Mark": Not sure if I should give them to you. Unless you beg me that is...
Shiny Hayley: Oh don't be a spoilsport. Pretty please (smile).
"Mark": What do you want, Hayley?
Shiny Hayley: A nice big barrage would be good! Sorry, can I have a piece of pie please, sir?
"Mark": You want me to pie you?
Shiny Hayley: Fuck yes! Ooops sorry, yes, please, sir...
"Mark": Beg me to pie you...
Shiny Hayley: Please, please, please, I beg you to let me have those pies, nice and hard, right in my pretty little face.
"Mark": Thats it! *I lift the pies and smash one on either side of your face smearing goo all over your hair...*
Shiny Hayley: Ohhhh! Fabulous....
"Mark": *Dragging them over the back of your head...*
Shiny Hayley: Mmmm.
"Mark": You dirty little bitch!
Shiny Hayley: I am, I am!
"Mark": * I take another and throw it from other side of room at you!*
Shiny Hayley: OH! Direct hit
"Mark": Where do you want the next one, you dirty little girl?
Shiny Hayley: Lift up my skirt and you'll see.
"Mark": * I lift your skirt and splat a pure white cream pie hard in your knickers* Fuck you're horny!
Shiny Hayley: * The force doubles me up and you then give me a pie upper cut in the face *
"Mark": Mmmmmmmm... *I grin as I lift a bucket full of pink angel delight. I remove your hat...*
Shiny Hayley: Undo the neck of the mac so it flows inside as well...
"Mark": * I undo the mac.*
Shiny Hayley: Tilt my face exactly where you want it. *I poke my tongue out at you!*
"Mark": Look straight up!
Shiny Hayley: Yes, sir!
"Mark": * I stand right close to you so you feel me hard up against you.*
Shiny Hayley: Ohhh lovely!
"Mark": *And I slowly ooze out a heavy mass of angel delight straight onto your head*
Shiny Hayley: Awwwww gorgeous...
"Mark": *Guiding it all down your back and especially your cleavage. Fuck I'm hard!*
Shiny Hayley: I can feel it.
"Mark": *I take off my pants*
Shiny Hayley: Hmmm....go on!
"Mark": *and stare at you as you look at my throbbing cock.* Hayley - You are the dirtiest little fucking slut I've ever seen!
Shiny Hayley: If you keep pieing me, I'll just have to do something about that cock...
"Mark": * I pie you hard again but then untie you, Your boots are clean !!!!*
Shiny Hayley: Not for long...
"Mark": I want YOU to mess them up.
Shiny Hayley: How, sir?
"Mark": * I drag the table to you.* Pie them, mess them , anything.
Shiny Hayley: My best boots!
"Mark": * I start masturbating as I watch you approach the pies...*
Shiny Hayley: * Well I'll just have to start by pouring custard inside them, dribbling it down the front. Then stepping into a deep deep pie. Smearing it up the heel, up my calf...Gradually the shiny black is disappearing under cream. I slip the other off to fill it properly. Then squish my foot inside so it overflows*
"Mark": Awww, yeah babe!
Shiny Hayley: I'm feeling really hot in this mac. All sweaty and juicy. I love that feeling.
"Mark": * I walk to you and push. you back in the huge gooey mess that's formed on the floor. I open your legs wide and line myself up in front of you. I take a pie and smash it hard in your pusssy.*
Shiny Hayley: Oh sir!! Rub it in!
"Mark": Do you know how easy this cock is gonna slide into you ?
Shiny Hayley: Up my arse and in my cunt?
"Mark": *I pie you again leaving a massive mess of goo all over your pussy and bum.*
Shiny Hayley: * I wrap my legs round you, my boot heels prodding your bum.*
"Mark": *I slowly slide my cock deep inside you in one big movement, pushing so hard inside you , you swallow hard*
Shiny Hayley: And pie me in the face as you fuck me!
"Mark": * I slam my body hard into yours, fucking you so hard.
Shiny Hayley: The hot, messy, PVC mac still caressing my body. Harder, harder!
"Mark": * I manage to lift a pie and smash it in your face with your mouth wide open in delight.* You dirty little bitch! * Fucking you harder and harder slopping up handfuls of mess and smearing them over your tits, pushing masses of pie in your mouth...*
Shiny Hayley: Smack more pie into my tits!
"Mark": * I pie your tits hard*
Shiny Hayley: More pie in the face!!
"Mark": *I take a pie and pie you, fucking you hard using one hand to ooze a bucket full of custard all over your face and tits,dribbling spit onto your face as I fuck you so deep it's unreal,
Shiny Hayley: Ummmmffff...my head lolls from side to side, spraying custard from my hair.* Shove some pie up my arse!
"Mark": * I pull out and bend you over, pieing you hard up the arse, forcing it up.
Shiny Hayley: Oh oh oh!
"Mark": * I have so much cum to shoot. I make you kneel in front of me.*
Shiny Hayley: My mouth is open...
"Mark": * I'm stood before you with two pies in my hand. * Suck my cock Hayley!
Shiny Hayley: Mmmmmmmmmmm!
"Mark": *I smash the pies in either side of youur head Then I take a jug of custard and ooze it all down your face as you suck. All over my cock and your face.*
Shiny Hayley: Fuck my face!
"Mark": * I'm fucking your face hard slamming myself into your mouth...*
Shiny Hayley: * My lips are round your cock. Theyre soaked with custard and pie, and numb from the banging you'regiving them. Your balls are slapping against my wet chin You pie me again and again till all you can see are my lips stretched wide with your huge cock fucking my face You hold my wet slippery pvc coat. Feel how hot and wet it is as you fuck my poor messed up face. My tongue is numb now and I'm sucking as hard as I can your cock deep in my throat. My tongue tickling your balls, your hands on my slippery plastic covered tits...
"Mark": * I pull out so I'm inches from your face as the smelly spunk starts to build up ready to shoot..*
Shiny Hayley: I want it right between my eyes dribbling over them down my nose ino my mouth.
"Mark": There it comes...
Shiny Hayley: Mmmmmmmm Watch it dribble onto the mac And imagine my fingers teasing it round my shiny black tits...
"Mark": Mmmmmmmm You're the best!
Shiny Hayley: Thank you! You're good too. Might wear my mac to bed! You've got me really wet.
"Mark": Mmmmmmmm - Your just my sorta girl LOL.
Shiny Hayley: One more virtual pie before you say goodnight..
."Mark": BIG backlift and ...Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Shiny Hayley: I pucker up as if to kiss you...
"Mark": S P L A T!!
Shiny Hayley: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Lovely!
"Mark": Night night x
Shiny Hayley: xxx
