SQUELCH! It was followed by another on her head.

"What are you doing?" gasped the Dollster.

"Imposing a 10 pie 'on-the-sput' fine for smoking in the bar earlier!" explained the barman

"But that's not fair. I only -"

SQQUIISSHH!

"Mmmmppppfffff"

"Well, really!"

"OK, now piss off, and leave me to smoke in peace," sighed Dolly. "You're getting on my tits!"

"Funny, you should say that, miss...that's where these are going!" SPLAT SPLAT

Dolly pretended she didn't enjoy the cream rubbed into her boobs. Then...

SPPPLASSH! A bucket of ice cold water was poured over her head.

"Ohhhhhh! What was that for?" wailed Dolly.