"Hello! Welcome to my posh house in Herts, do come in!"

"Dessert is being served....it's on me! Literally!"

"Mmm, that chocolate gateau slips down a treat doesn't it?"

"Ooooh! Especially with creamy custard!"

"I think I'll just sit here and let it sink right in!"

"Oh! Rice pudding as well. Lovely!"

"More, please! Come on, let me have it!"

"Ooooh, I'll have some custard with that too, please!"

"Mmmmm, go on, rub it in!"

"Oh chocolate custard, my favourite!"

"I love feeling it run down my face..."

"Bet you can't guess what I'm dreaming of right now?"