"Mmmmmpppfffff fffffmmm glug!"

"Sorry ve couldn't hear zat! Soup?

SPLAT! "Have some more!"

"And another!" SPLATT!

Cough, splutter, glug!

"Haha! Not so smart now, are we, Capt?"

"And beginning to smell...but worse is to come. Ketchup?"

"Your hair will stink for weeks, my dear!"

"Now we shampoo in a little spaghetti..."

"And perhaps you feel like talking now, eh?"

"No? Then Prepare to really suffer!"

"First zee disgusting brown sauce...."