"All over your face, filling your nostrils with its stench..."

"Running down your shirt...

"Covering it completely till you are a smelly brown lump!"

"Zen zee vinegary salad cream..."

"Mixing with the brown sauce till you can hardly breathe!"

"Are you enjoying zat, Capt? I thought so!"

Then lets top you off with some more spaghetti!"

"Oh dear, your skirt seems to have got a little, how you say, grubby!"

"Mmmmpppfffgggg!"

"Vot is zat? You are prepared to tell us something?"

"OK, Shipton take off her blindfold and gag... Now speak!"

"Never, you swine! Do your worst!"