"Very well! Give her zee lumpy porridge!"

"How do you like zat, Miss Giggles?"

"Captain Gigglesworth of St Leonards Sqn, if you don't mind!"

SLAP! "Don't answer me back, you stinking little slut."

"You absolute bounder!"

"Being slapped with porridge is against the Geneva Convention!"

"Why, you brute, when I get out of here I'll have you reported!"

"You can't slap a British officer with oatmeal and get away with it!"

SLAP!! "So vot about chocolate pudding?"

SLAPP! "Zee Convention says nothing about zat!"

"Ohhh! You, you, unutterable cad!"

"You would - mmmppffffff!"