"Mmmmppfff! That went right up my nose, you hun!"

"Ohhhh! I am so gonna tell my Mum on you!"

(Yanking Hair) "Not yet, you won't!"

"First there is a small matter of some black treacle!"

"Thick, black, enveloping you completely!"

"How do you feel about talking now, Captain!"

"Never! You can treacle me completely, I'll never talk!"

"Just vot ve had in mind!" SQUELCH!!

"Your head is feeling heavy, I think!"

(Spluttering) "So what, you swine?"

"And your WRAF uniform is unrecognisable..."

"I don't care! I'm never giving in!"