"You will, my little toffee apple! Take that!"

"Something to make your hair a little less sticky..."

"Urrrggg! Not flour. That won't come out for weeks!"

"OK, OK, have it your way....

"Untie me from this chair and I'll tell you everything!"

"Hehe, readers! I can't believe they feel for that!"

"Now untie my hands, you sausage-eating swine!"

"Not till you tell us the Allied secret gunge formula!"

"I'll never tell you that!" SPPPLATTER!

"Have it your way! With more chocolate pudding..."

"Rubbed into your tits and down your precious uniform!"

"Not my uniform, you squarehead! Urrgg, what was that?"