"Some rotten egg right in your face! Haha"

"Followed by some over ripe tomatoes!"

"Nice taste, eh? Hahaha!"

SPLATT, SPLATTT SPLATTTT

"You're evil...."

"Ve know! More ketchup, my dear...."

"In zer face, of course! Hahaha!"

"Uurrrrgggh. That is gross!"

"Ooooooh! Now what are you doing?"

"Making room for some more rotten eggs, Giggles my dear!"

"Rotten but straight from zee fridge! Haha!

"And, finally some right in the mouth and eyes!"