"You bastard, that's rank!"

"But I'm a WRAF officer! I can take it!"

"Ve will see! Open the first tank!"

"What on earth..."

"Oh God, I'm going to drown..."

"You'd better believe it, Capt Giggles!"

GLLUGGGGG!

"Ha, you forgot something, saurkraut!"

"I'm the British Empire Breath-holding Champion!"

"Well, let's see if you can cope with full face treacle!"

"Oh nooooo!"

"Mmmmpppffff"