"Gllllugggg"

"Gassppp!"

(thinks) "Mmmmmm...feels quite good actually!"

(thinks) "But don't let nasty Nazi know!"

"Now, Capt Giggles, will you tell us what we want?"

(Panting hard, and feeling moist downstairs)

"Never!"

"Zen you leave me no choice. Bury her in flour!"

"Soon, you will suffocate under layer off treacle and flour!

COUGH!

"There, now will you talk to us?"

"Cough, splutter. Okay, you swine, let me up!"