THE FREE HOUSE

How to Turn a Nurse into a Black Forest Gateau
(A Recipe for Disaster!)

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Lots of fresh cream...		Well, a bloody great mountain of cream, really...		Add a little jam to top and nipples...		Get ready to serve....


Mmmmm... doesn't that look tasty?		Prepare to lay on your dining table...		Then grab a handful and shove in your mouth...		Or leave to stand for a few minutes...


So the cream can work its way into every nook and cranny...		Or if you prefer...		With some nimble fingerwork...		You could be munching on a nice pair of chocolate buns instead...


In which case, just peel off the casing...		And take to bed for a late night gobble!

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