Its natural fats and greases work all the way to the split ends

Plastering it to your head to stop it blowing about!

And making it mouldable into a nice beehive

As well as protecting your skin in the rain!!

All you do is grease the hair completely...

Take the sides and...

Plaster it on top for the perfect Amy Winehouse look!

Now to moisturise that skin!

What better than a vegetable soup wash!

It refreshes those liposomes...

And is completely organic!!

Smell how much good it's doing you, Sammy!