Yes, it does taste vile...so how about a little cream?

Well, quite a lot of cream!

To soak into all that grease on your hair and face

Yeah, I knew you'd like it!

So how about a bit more body for your barnet?

Rice pudding is packed with pentapeptides!!

Especially when you mix it with jam!!

There, madam, now leave it for a few minutes...

Before washing off with custard!

Lots and lots...

...of custard.

Ye-e-s, you have gone a bit blonde now...