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THE DIRTY DOZEN
	And what better way to start than with no less than 12 new DVDs available. First, the messy ones - and all nine of the WSM series are now available on DVD in both PAL and NTSC form. Not only that but Sex WSM, their most recent, has plummeted in price by 33%! The original tape was £37.50. Now both the tape or DVD are just £25 - not bad for nearly two hours of extremely horny boy/girl messy action.   For those of you new to WAM, WSM were the very first in the field of messy video making ( WSM1 The Hopeful Starlet is genuinely groundbreaking and deserves a place in sploshing history). By WSM2 The Great Outdoors , our very own Bill Shipton had started contributing ideas, and their format of a collection of often funny, always very messy sketches built around a theme evolved.
	With WSM TV (WSM3) and WSM'll Fix It (WSM4) , their reputation for silly parodies was fully up and running and so it remained until WSM8 The Ring. This was a return to a single story line with occasional sketches and less of the Shipton sillyness. By WSM9, Sex WSM producer Mike Ellison went for producing a proper film (written in part by Bill). Movie-length and very nicely shot, it is one of the best of that kind of WAM movie.
	The WSM series also feature some great WAM models (mainly amateurs) including the booby Debbie and stunning Carol, copious quantities of mess (Carol is a VERY eager victim) and latterly some seriously sensual scenes. They were true pioneers in messy video, so make sure you give their work the respect it deserves in this new form.     To check them out go to our Messy DVD page now.
Also this month we catch up with Minx Wetlook's DVDs. There are another three to choose from all featuring top models in beautiful locations, all soaking wet. The new ones are Louise's Waterworld (a vehicle for the amazing Louise Hodges), Another Wet Day in Paradise and Absolutely Fabulously Wet. All are over 90 mins long, feature dozens of different outfits getting drenched (tight wet jeans a speciality!) and are just £25 a piece. The best wetlook value under the hot summer sun!   To check these out go to our Wet DVD page now.
TUNE INTO CHANNEL FREE
Good news! The first stage of our plan to turn the SPLOSH! website into an online magazine is now up and running! CHANNEL FREE is our first ever collection of frequently updated free galleries, stories, letters, e-mails and IMs and is well worth a regular visit. It's divided into three sections.   The SPLOSH! FREE HOUSE features free photo sets, letters, e-mails and Hayley's horny IM chats about all sorts of mess. As well as the mountains of material we have here at the SPLOSH! office, lots of it unseen, this area is also open to other organisations who want to promote their wares by sending us a free photo set! So get in touch guys... It hoped, at a later stage, to add free movie snippets too!   MAD MACS is our mucky rubber room featuring a readers' gallery, photo sets, letters and IMs for those who like shiny messy people in PVC, leather and rubber. As well as convention al mess, this may well include some pee and cum, so be warned!   And FROM SPLOSHERS WITH LOVE is our gallery of genuine readers wives and girlfriends (and single girls too!) who just revel in getting messy. So if you have pics you want to share for this section, get in touch right away! AND ALL THESE AREAS ARE COMPLETELY FREE!   HELP!! CHANNEL FREE is updated all the time, and WE NEED YOUR CONTRIBUTIONS. If you have photos, stories, ideas...errr...just about anything really...then send them to SploshHayley@aol.com. We want this to be your part of the site...
WHEN BILLY MET GILLY...
GILLY'S SILLY HOUSE the slapstick site for fans of female custard pie comedy, creamy cleavages and totally Tiswased tits and bums is set to get a whole lot sillier! Cos SPLOSH! is taking a hand in the messy proceedings!   After intense deep and intense negotiations with www.gillysillyhouse.com star Gill Sampson (during which time he couldn't resist plastering her huge nips with a pair of big cream pies), our Bill has agreed to help her revamp the site and help direct any shoots she can't attend. Gilly was understandably pissed off that left to their own devices, the newer models JUST WEREN'T GETTING MESSY ENOUGH, so between them they have decided to up the pie count considerably! This has already become obvious with a sweet 18-year-old getting much more mess than she bargained for in Mistress Gilly Gets Kate, (dubbed the TRUE SPIRIT OF TISWAS by UMD members, who should know) and the theme is set to continue with pies being dealt out by the dozen rather than the duo in future. Also, some sets and videos will now be shot at the SPLOSH! STUDIOS meaning they can be a A LOT MESSIER, and Gill is happy to do private sessions there as well. The website will also be getting a much needed makeover with new sections and more information about upcoming sets. In future, Gilly's Silly House looks set to be just as messy as Dick & Dom's bungalow, with far more mayhem than the Minsistry. So, get in on the ground floor and join now by going to www.gillysillyhouse.com.
JUST FOR THE RECORD!
Ebay Gum! That was the exclamation we made when we discovered that somebody had recorded a single about us and it was on sale online. Back in the 90s, an English-speaking French punk band called TV Killers, released an EP on vinyl called SPLOSH YOU UP - the title track of which is entirely about messing up a girlfriend with beans and ketchup - and recently it was on sale at Ebay through a German record shop! Naturally we just had to have a copy, and as well as this fine cover, it has an excellent punk-style chorus "I wanna, wanna splosh you up. I'm gonna, gonna splosh you up! I wanna I'm gonna Splosh you up..."   (Okay, you have to hear it!)   Although this is the first (and probably last) time that SPLOSH! has featured in the title of a record, sploshing with baked beans did feature in a song by a former member of Splodgeness Abounds a few years back. Sadly, like TV Killers , both bands soon disappeared.   And also for the record...we've discovered there was once a recording label called SPLOSH RECORDS . However as far as we know they do not know the REAL meaning of thr word (unless somebody tells us otherwise). If anyone else spots any SPLOSH! -related products on Ebay (deliberate or not) let us know!
NEW KIDS ON THE SPLOSH!
The SPLOSH! STUDIO is being kept pretty busy with SPLOSH! shoots and now ones for Gilly as well, but we are still happy to welcome new models.   Recently the amazing MORRIGAN offered her services to us. As you may have guessed from her outfits, she specialises in being domme (especially to trannies) but is happy to take mess as well (though gropers will be severely punished). We suspect out new and mighty set of stocks will being seeing a lot of action from her... She is also available for all sorts of commissions... Another recent recruit is the lovely DEE. She is a full time fetish model and open to most things, though go gently with her to start! Sadly these new girls are replacing a great favourite. GEORGIE has now left us for the pleasures of married life in Yorskshire (she met a man who likes spanking her as much as she liked being spanked - so a marriage made in heaven!). We wish her all the best in her new life, and I'd be happy to welcome her back with open legs if she returns to our neck of the woods. The good news is that we still have a load of unreleased material featuring the mad Miss so she'll be around in picture/video form for a while yet... (For instance, check her out in a set seen for the first time in colour in the SPLOSH FREE HOUSE)
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