So that's the full menu Madam?
Bit of a miserable week for me as I was laid low with an attack of flu-bris – the hubris caused when you think you have defeated the flu and instead it comes back worse than ever. So, coughing, sneezing etc I have been stuck indoors for the last seven days except for a brief visit from Clown Julie’s comedy partner Charlie who told me all about their pie-flinging encounter with mature glamour puss, Miss Jones…
Several weeks ago The Sun newspaper illustrated an article about Katie Green with this picture they pinched off our website, and since then we have been trying to get them to admit it and pay a small but fair fee for its use. So what has happened in a battle with Mr Murdoch?
This week I was hoping to be able to report on Simon and Hellenes’ first full blown Fetish Night in Eastbourne (that’s Hellenes above in her dungeon, so I think you can see two good reasons why I wanted to go). But sadly I was unable to go as, statistically at least, I am suffering from swine flu. Actually I think all I have is a bit of a cold, but according to the National Pandemic website I am a toxic threat to the world who has to stay locked away for at least a week to prevent the spread of this fatal disease. And the cause of this local outbreak that threatens to destroy the very fabric of society? Sweet Sue.
My Bank Holiday was a lot wetter and messier than Bill’s, and even more enjoyable! Why? Cos I gave gameshow-style gunge or slime a try for the first time – and, of course being me, I mixed up three full buckets of the stuff in three contrasting colours! Here’s how I got on…
If it has been a long time since I blogged, it has been even longer since I splunched!
For those unused to Splosh! terminology, a Splunch is a Splosh! Munch where fans of sploshing meet up in a vanilla setting (usually the pub) to sit and chat about all things wet and messy. It is a good way for people new to the scene to meet up and feel a part of things, and now there are several to choose from. The London Meet gets together about once every three months, the Bristol one meets in spring and summer (they like to hold a mud shoot at the same time) and various venues up north do their best to get people to come to ones there as well (for details of all upcoming events, go to the forum).
Again, not wishing to be seen as egotistical, I haven’t been to one of these for ages but Mike Nomic who runs the Bristol do made me an offer I couldn’t resist (ie beer and food) so off I went to Bristol…
Sorry to abandon this part of the website. For a while I thought it was adding nothing that didn’t appear already on the forum except some egotistical ramblings and showing off (which is how a lot of blogs read to me!). However at a recent event (of which more later) it was pointed out that some of you like hearing about our shoots, the behind the scenes stories and so on. So, I shall give it another go, but feel free to encourage me on the forum! If you really want to know about my life (both inside and outside of Splosh!) then you might like to join www.facebook.com/bill.shipton where there are numerous photos of me, mates, sploshers and others – invariably pissed!
Meanwhile, the blog is back – for now at least!
Welcome to the wacky, wet-and-messy world of SPLOSH! Here you’ll find everything your messy heart (and other parts!) desires from silly slapstick sketches to seriously sensual sploshing – on download, on DVD, or online in our free-to-use gallery & TV station, Channel Free.
Not only that, but you can chat and share your experiences & photos with fellow sploshers at our fun, friendly forum – or find out what we’ve been up complete with behind-the-scenes stories at our Soggy Blog.
We want you to have as much mucky fun as we do, so jump in and join me in a world where the custard is always warm and a big wet pie in the face is the only way to say “I love you”!
Come on, guys & girlies! You know you want to. Let me have it!
Big Squishy Kisses
Maid Hayley x x x
You may not recognise her under the shaving foam and baked beans but this is Silly House favourite Katie (in her latest adventure there out this week). And it turns out she’s not just a favourite of ours, but one of international best selling magazine FHM. Katie has been chosen as one of the Top Ten Hot Honeys (out of thousands who applied) to compete for the title of FHM Honey of 2008. And you can (and should) vote for her right away!
One of the great models who visited the studios just before Christmas was the fabulous Hydee.
She looks wide awake here sploshing Gilly in her role as Fairy Blogmother in the half-hour film Gillyrella available at the Silly House now (www.gillysillyhouse.com) but that wasn’t so true an hour before this picture was taken!
Hi again. Sorry, I’ve been away so long but I’ve been on the forum instead. Now my ego has decided to restart the blog not only so I can go on at greater length but also to share some of the sillier stories etc about Splosh! and the sploshers. More like a real blog then! So back to work then, and I really will try and keep it up this time.
