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CC meets DD in Sploshworld

BillShipton — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 15:12:35 +0000

You know there are going to be big things in front of you when you invite 36FF Decadent Doll down to meet ‘new tits on the block’ 36HH Candy Custard and film two sessions with them. And what a riotous couple of days it turned out to be. As well as being deluged with dozens of pies, gallons of gunge, litres of custard and tons of treacle, they also got very pissed, had a marriage proposal from a total stranger, gave a poledancing lesson to one of the locals and ate ice cream after paddling on the beach – in February!

Although Dolly is a regular visitor to the Splosh! studios – not to mention our local pub (the local B&B owner telling us ’she is quite often a bit hungover in the mornings!”) this was Candy Custard’s first time here, and only her second professional shoot. Rather surprisingly, she liked Hastings rating it above her native Hinkley on the grounds that “it has the sea and Debenhams”. So it follows that she was keen to enjoy the full seaside experience. The sun was out, for once, so the top heavy twosome went for a walk on the beach to admire the front – something that happens to them all the time! Despite being chilly they had to have ice creams and even a paddle

before hitting some of Hastings top designer shops (like the local angling emporium cos they liked the name,

and Substance, a shop that sells a combination of ’smoking requisites’ and sex aids so is known locally as the Dong & Bong). Then full of rubbish seaside food they came to the studio to play with a lot more!
We managed to shoot two films with them. The first was based on the famous old song Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better, with the girls boasting abut just how messy or rude they could be and trying to outdo each other. A lot of pies, eggs, custard, chocolate sauce, cake mix and treacle covered every inch of their spectacular curves and by the end – at absolutely no insistance from me – they were kissing and licking each other’s tits, fondling their own and their opponent’s fannies and getting stuck into some serious mucky minge munching. The breathing made it obvious to even the most cynical splosh film maker that these girls were doing it for real and loving what they were getting up to. Anything You Can Do will be a download on this site soon, but before then we will be running stills from it to let you know what a horny time you are in for.
The second movie was for Gilly’s Silly House (www.gillysillyhouse.com) and should be available for members to download this weekend. It’s a two part adventure starring DD in her famous Alice role and Candy as the Queen of Hearts. Just as the story goes, she had made some tarts and it isn’t long before the dumplinged duo are indulging in a tit-for-tat pie fight washed down with plenty of custard.

That will be Part One which will be at the Silly House this weekend – look out for more pictures from it on the Forum then.
But in Part Two the action gets a lot hotter as the chocolate, cake mix and treacle come out. Again with no direction from me our girls were plunging their faces between each other’s enormous knockers, playing with each other’s sticky pussies and taking it in turns to bury their heads between their new mucker’s thighs! It is very steamy stuff as these shots show. More to follow on the Forum next week.

Again, the breathing gives away just how genuine all this is. These girls are both REAL SPLOSHERS.
Finally we hit the pub, and still fired by adrenalin and in the girls’ cases a lot of sexual energy the drink flowed. In Candy’s case it was in the form of double vodka and cokes whilst Dolly and I stuck to a more moderate singles knowing we weren’t going anywhere for a long while. Thanks to the rate they were going down, the money being pumped into the juke box to keep the cheesy music going and the boss being away, Shane (our favourite barman) kept us locked in till after 4am! By this time the girls had entertained local pissheads like Masonic Jim and John the Alice Cooper fan and been approached by an over amorous gentleman from the Czech republic. Spotting Candy’s considerable cuddle buckets, he came over and said, “I luurrvvve your cleave-arge. Please be my partner!” When she turned him down (and we asked him to talk to someone else) he muttered something about us all being racists and disappeared forgotten into the night.
Less easily forgotten is the moment we left Candy alone with Jason our local garage proprietor. Dolly and I were chatting at the bar when we turned round and saw she was giving him a pole dancing demo! Then, just to prove what he had learned, Jason returned the compliment, stripping off his shirt and dancing for her! Well, it was 3am by then!
At 4.30, even Shane had had enough of our antics and I dropped CC and DD at the B&B where amazingly they made it up for breakfast at 8.30 (I didn’t even make lunch!). However, their Full Englishes went pretty well untouched…
“You didn’t do very well, did you?” said Pat the owner.
How wrong you are, Pat. They did VERY WELL and when all of you see the Silly House videos and the Splosh! one later on, you’ll be bound to agree. Meanwhile, I’m off to a rest home to recover.

We Splosh the Reporter from Scarlet magazine

BillShipton — Tue, 05 Sep 2006 12:58:31 +0000

Well done to Emily, the latest journo to be brave enough to come to Splosh! studios and get messy. Emily has a regular feature in Scarlet (a woman’s magazine) where she tries out new and sexy things and was very keen to write an article about us, so long as she could get messy.

No problem there….especially as the double D-lightful Decadent Doll was down that week to throw the pies and pour the custard (though she did get quite a few herself).

Dressed in a very nice PVC dress (her own), we sat Emily in the now notorious inflatable chair and let her have it! Her first ever pie in the face was greeted with gales of laughter and even the chilly custard shampoo had her giggling like a schoolgirl.

Whilst her photographer Danny clicked away, a good old fashioned food fight broke out between Dolly and Emily – and all idea of directing them went out of the window. Emily got the ginger cake mix and the maple syrup whilst Dolly took more pies, but it was the custard that the Divine Miss M seemed to like the most.

At the end, of course DD and Emily were the best of messy friends and Dolly even let Emily use the shower first – which like a born splosher she did with her clothes on!

Then came the final surprise! Danny the photographer insisted on being pied as well – even though he had no spare clothes. Of course Emily and DD were happy to oblige, and we hope to have a pic of that when the feature comes out in a month or so. He went home with just his jacket over his bare chest….
By the end, Emily couldn’t stop smiling and admitted that it had been a great, fun experience. We look forward to seeing the feature and will tell you when it appears here and on the forum.

That Bizarre Day

BillShipton — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 06:11:52 +0000

We have now put up a whole new batch of photographs from the day _Bizarre_ magazine came to our studio for their _*SPLOSH!*_ feature in the current August edition. You can find then in the “Free House”:http://www.splosh.co.uk/channel_free/the_free_house/index.htm. These were taken by their photographer on the day. We have also put up some stills from the very informal video we shot from the sidelines of what went on that day. We hope to edit the video and put that up as well (all free, folks!) very shortly. Meanwhile we wait for the big Hollywood offers to roll in from our exposure in the national non-top-shelf press. So far, not a sausage.

In case you didn’t read our post on the forum at the time, that _Bizarre_ shoot was a pretty fraught day! Why? Cos the night before (at about 8pm) we discovered the shower had broken down! With Decadent Doll due for her first professional shoot at 9am, and a journalist, photographer and their work experience girl from _Bizarre_ due just two hours later, we somehow had to get it fixed.
Well, big thanks are due to Steve, a biker from our local pub, who is also a plumber and came out at 9pm to look at it, take it apart, and then pronounce it dead (for the huge emergency call-out fee of ten quid – and two pints of Fosters at a later date!). Seeing us panicking, he then called on a mate who owed him a favour and was also a plumber. Was he prepared to install a new shower at 7.30am next morning? Yes, he was, so long as he could find one. Thankfully he did and by 10.30am, it was installed ready for the _Bizarre_ girls and DD to get majorly messy.
And a big up to them, they did just that. We have had many experiences with writers and TV crews who bring non-sploshers along to ‘try it out’ and usually it is a disaster. Unhappy memories spring to mind of Men and Motors booking two local models who were clearly terrified to join Jo Bache. When they saw what we did to her (pie in the face, custard over the head) the squeals of protest were louder than the car tyres on something driven by Jeremy Clarkson. “Oh nothing in the face. Not on my hair. No, not on my clothes…” There was nowhere else to hit! In the end Jo and I sat in the kitchen laughing at them. But Denise and Natalie were totally different!
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Denise got right into it straight away with a cream pie slapped into her face by her colleague Natalie (genuinely _Bizarre_’s work experience girl) followed by two bowls of different coloured cake mix over her head. No screams of protest, no moans about the cold or whether it would dye her blonde hair – she took it like a trooper and giggled all the way.
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Tit-for-tat action followed with Natalie getting her fair share, especially down her cleavage and in the back of her panties. The photographer was obsessed with this (and who can blame him?). Cake mix, custard and cream all filled her frillies at various times and numerous attempts were made to make the stuff splatter on camera – so as well as a sploshing, Natalie ‘enjoyed’ a fairly hard spanking as well. Now that’s what we call work experience!
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Decadent Doll was amazing as ever. The only one to get her boobs out, she was a true professional never minding anything they did to her and always finding her eye-line. Dripping in custard and cream, she even patiently waited till the other girls had taken thir shower.
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So, we are full of praise for the _Bizarre_ Girls for joining in and having fun. We also liked the feature that Denise produced. It is non-judgmental, funny and informative (not the piss-taking parody we feared) and a good guide for the novice splosher. We were however amused by Kowalski’s claim (quoted in the feature) that his site Bound2bMessy was ‘dragging WAM into the 21st century’ cos we want to drag it back into the 20th again! There has been bugger all in the way of good TV slapstick since 2000, so lets go back to the latter half of the 1900s, we say!
The ten-page sploshing feature has so far had a couple of amusing consequences. Firstly the Cash & Carry where we buy our stuff from have seen the feature and now think we are Gods! This is especially entertaining cos quite often we get our local pub landlady to get stuff for us, and they now think she one of the models. And secondly Steve the plumber is gutted.
“If I’d known that was gonna happen I would have cancelled my other job and installed the bloody thing myself.” he told us. “I mean, I should have to be on-site for a proper working test of the new shower, especially with them women in it.”
Too right, Steve!

Playing with our Dolly

BillShipton — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 20:09:50 +0000

It’s a good day to start a diary cos last week we were visited by the amazing Decadent Doll. Dolly was coming down to shoot a video for the Hells Angels no less with Mouse (nothing to do with us at all – but you don’t argue with the Angels!) and so we invited her to pop along and do lots of messy stuff for us too.

Apparently Wednesday was as bizarre as anyone who has ever met Mouse would have expected. In a field full of nettles somewhere near Reading, ‘milkmaids’ cavorted with a man dressed as a cow, milked yoghurt from a rubber glove and sat on milking stools that used three dildos for legs. Casual remarks such as “I need a piss. I’ll know, I’ll do it over the cow!”(from Mouse herself) were overheard by the baffled but appreciative spectators (including a man walking his dog). Dolly took it all in her stride and was declared to total trooper by the cast and crew. But I think, even now, she is wondering exactly whether it all really happened.
Thursday was more more normal – to SPLOSH! fans anyway! June21st is Decadent Doll’s 22nd birthday and so we decided to celebrate early with our own personal party! Our friends on the forum had provided ideas for presents and we tried our best to incorporate as many as we could. So with DD in her best glittery frock, we pelted her with 22 eggs, 22 pies, lots of custard and cream, foam-filled balloons, bowls of rice pudding to pack her panties and a nice big black forest gateau to sit in! Plus by special request from Sploshman on the forum, a bucket of chocolate cake mix! Of course we filmed the whole thing and it will be available to download soon. In the meantime, expect some pictures of the messy event on the forum.
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I’m pleased to say Dolly loved the whole thing, and we were both so involved we forgot a certain other event that was taking place at the same time. Popping into the pub for a quick drink (or dozen) we found it packed with people watching England v Trinidad & Tobago. They still hadn’t scored at this time so we were able to hide in the corner – and nobody noticed the smell of custard – except the pub dog who spent a happy hour licking my splattered shoes.
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Friday was another full day. this time DD was making her debut working with Gilly on “www.gillysillyhouse.com”:www.gillysillyhouse.com. As members will know, Dolly has already treated the site to her Shirley Temple rendition of the Good Ship Lollipop. Now it was Gilly’s turn for revenge. Dressed in her trademark Mistress Gilly outfit – pvc catsuit, hugely higheeled thigh boots and gloves – she put poor Dolly in our sturdy stocks and gave her the pieing of her life. She even made her sing a bit of the song again so she could pie her some more! Then she removed her so she could pie her bum as well! And that was just part one! In part two, DD gets her revenge in a fine tit-for-tat pie fight which will be up at the Silly House soon. Meanwhile part one – DD in the stocks is already there. Check out “Gilly’s House”:www.gillysillyhouse.com now.
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As if being repeatedly pied by Gilly (and yes, they got on really well, thanks for asking) wasn’t enough, DD then did a private session for a gentlemen known to forum fans as Driversoft. He wanted her to wear something formal and be interviewed by him in the bath as he poured assorted stuff over her. Dolly was delighted to oblige and her formal black dress soon disappeared under custard, cream, fruit, flans, treacle, honey, creamy cake and lots more. As she stripped off, out came Driversoft’s piece de resistance. Somehow he’d found a Pound Shop selling ready made “Genuine Dead Sea” mud! It was dark grey in colour and went on superbly smoothly. Furthermore the two packets went a long way, covering even DD’s ample curves!
It was a nice, relaxing, low-key session (which after three days of filming was just right) and DD adored it. What’s more the mud made her silky smooth – a good thing as by now her boyfriend from Belfast had joined her. Friday night was also spent in the pub – with Driversoft showing us card tricks and demonstrating logic problems to our bafflement (it’s not difficult to baffle me after two days shooting messy women!). Incidentally, Mike (DD’s boyfriend) is a great guy, remarkably quiet for a thash metal drummer! He is also a non-splosher which he proved with alacrity by spending most of the time DD was being pied by Gilly and massaging herself with mud FAST ASLEEP. Well, he had travelled from Belfast… Hopefully Driversoft will put some stills up from this session on the forum. If nothing else, Mike might like to see what he missed!
Saturday was a day off. I edited the first part of the stocks film and DD went off to the old town to buy bits and pieces including a rather excellent metal Wonder Woman lunchbox! This made its debut (as a carrying case for cigarettes and stuff) in the pub on Saturday where we chilled out watching local band the Rhythm Doctors and chatting to my boozy mates. Strange how many mates you have when there’s a busty model in tow! Last night they were still talking about what a sweet girl she was.
Well, that’s my first blog entry done! I know it was long but it was an exceptional week. Don’t expect them all to be like this! But hopefully there will still be plenty of fun.
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