Hi all.
I’ve been having some fun at home again taking more messy pictures of myself this time dressed is a saucy french maid. Some of the pictures can be found in The Free House (www.splosh.co.uk/channel_free/the_free_house/index.htm) with our usual funny captions or you can download the lot along with my gunge set (a total of 175 photos full size and full resolution) at www.sploshdownloads.com for the smallest fee the credit card billers will accept ($5). All proceeds go to costumes and gunge for the next set, so the more people buy it (if anyone) the messier I’ll be!
In the meantime, I thought you might like to hear the fun I had taking the pics…
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French Maid Hayley at Your Service
Download the Best of Buns
Four of the best sketches from our DVD Hot Coffee & Sticky Buns are now available to download without membership at www.hits.sploshdownloads.com. It continues our mighty mission to bring you highlights of the last 20 years of Splosh! (as well as new stuff, of course) to download instantly and these four are definitely worth having in your collection, especially Sammy-Jane and Ophelia’s pie fight (as seen above).
Splosh! Greatest Hits DL Store NOW OPEN
Sorry I wasn’t here last weekend but I was too busy putting together the Splosh! Greatest Hits Download Store (including an unrecognisable Jo Bache in Juicy Pairs’ Final Party above) which opened officially this week. The idea is to create a store dedicated to the best of 20 years of SPLOSH! magazines and videos – all in a downloadable format. No membership, no waiting. Download what you want right away. And now you can…at www.hits.sploshdownloads.com.
Ohhh Miss Jones!!
So that's the full menu Madam?
Bit of a miserable week for me as I was laid low with an attack of flu-bris – the hubris caused when you think you have defeated the flu and instead it comes back worse than ever. So, coughing, sneezing etc I have been stuck indoors for the last seven days except for a brief visit from Clown Julie’s comedy partner Charlie who told me all about their pie-flinging encounter with mature glamour puss, Miss Jones…
Compiling our Greatest Hits
Been having a fine time wallowing in messy nostalgia putting together clips for our forthcoming download store, Splosh!’s Greatest Hits. By popular demand this will feature some of our best sketches from our DVDs on download for the first time, previously unavailable back issues of the magazine in PDF form and out-takes and sketches that haven’t been seen before EVER! It has also provided a chance to look back at Splosh! stars from the past (like Karen above) and remember how differently sketches were made in those days.
A Splosh! Man’s Holiday
Not surprisingly since it is their annual music ‘festival’, I spent much of the August Bank Holiday in the pub. A break from all things custardy you might imagine but you’d be wrong! As well as pub-going Splosh! fans like Jenny from Facebook keen to tell me about the messy chats she’d been having, two pretty faces popped up unexpectedly wanting to get messy – in one case for the first time and in the other for the umpteenth!
That’s Snow Biz
Happy to say that Snow White and the Seven Buckets is now up at www.sploshdownloads.com and doing well. I’ve you haven’t seen it yet, you should, it is one of our best. Scarlett is excellent and it’s quite funny and very rude at the end, so what’s not to like? We have even had a request from a cable station in the US to show clips from it on one of their shows – though only the fully clothed bits! Can worldwide fame be far away for Scarlett?
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Welcome to the wacky, wet-and-messy world of SPLOSH! Here you’ll find everything your messy heart (and other parts!) desires from silly slapstick sketches to seriously sensual sploshing – on download, on DVD, or online in our free-to-use gallery & TV station, Channel Free.
Not only that, but you can chat and share your experiences & photos with fellow sploshers at our fun, friendly forum – or find out what we’ve been up complete with behind-the-scenes stories at our Soggy Blog.
We want you to have as much mucky fun as we do, so jump in and join me in a world where the custard is always warm and a big wet pie in the face is the only way to say “I love you”!
Come on, guys & girlies! You know you want to. Let me have it!
Big Squishy Kisses
Maid Hayley x x x
Ups and Downloads
Over the last couple of years we have had lots of struggles trying to set up a download area for Splosh! but at last it looks like it’s about to happen. For ages we have been trying to bring you scenes which we have filmed in spare moments like ’schoolgirl’ Tracy (above) deluged in dozens of different things as she learns her ABC but been thwarted by credit card companies, technology and burocracy.
CC meets DD in Sploshworld
You know there are going to be big things in front of you when you invite 36FF Decadent Doll down to meet ‘new tits on the block’ 36HH Candy Custard and film two sessions with them. And what a riotous couple of days it turned out to be. As well as being deluged with dozens of pies, gallons of gunge, litres of custard and tons of treacle, they also got very pissed, had a marriage proposal from a total stranger, gave a poledancing lesson to one of the locals and ate ice cream after paddling on the beach – in February!
