Monday, 1 February, 2010
Pied Piper! Billie about to get it in the face
As you may well have noticed with posts on our forum and UMD plus several appearances by the lady herself on chat shows, Billie Piper is about to get sploshed in her ITV 2 series Secret Diary of a Call Girl. As we have recounted earlier, we had a lot of say in this scene pointing out just how sploshing works (no little dabs of cream, big pies, knicker filling, cake sitting etc) and we look forward to seeing how many make it into the show… Read the rest of this entry »
Sunday, 25 October, 2009
1) Warrington is a pleasant, unassuming town. Yes, it looks a bit forbidding when you arrive in the station – that’s the Unilever factory incidentally, but don’t go thinking it is a grim industrial place. Far from it. As the advertisement on the station proudly boasts Warrington is “the gateway to the historic gardens of Cheshire”. I like their modesty. What they are saying is basically, “Warrington – It’s quite near somewhere nicer!”
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Tuesday, 25 August, 2009
If it has been a long time since I blogged, it has been even longer since I splunched!
For those unused to Splosh! terminology, a Splunch is a Splosh! Munch where fans of sploshing meet up in a vanilla setting (usually the pub) to sit and chat about all things wet and messy. It is a good way for people new to the scene to meet up and feel a part of things, and now there are several to choose from. The London Meet gets together about once every three months, the Bristol one meets in spring and summer (they like to hold a mud shoot at the same time) and various venues up north do their best to get people to come to ones there as well (for details of all upcoming events, go to the forum).
Again, not wishing to be seen as egotistical, I haven’t been to one of these for ages but Mike Nomic who runs the Bristol do made me an offer I couldn’t resist (ie beer and food) so off I went to Bristol…
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Tuesday, 25 August, 2009
Sorry to abandon this part of the website. For a while I thought it was adding nothing that didn’t appear already on the forum except some egotistical ramblings and showing off (which is how a lot of blogs read to me!). However at a recent event (of which more later) it was pointed out that some of you like hearing about our shoots, the behind the scenes stories and so on. So, I shall give it another go, but feel free to encourage me on the forum! If you really want to know about my life (both inside and outside of Splosh!) then you might like to join www.facebook.com/bill.shipton where there are numerous photos of me, mates, sploshers and others – invariably pissed!
Meanwhile, the blog is back – for now at least!
Wednesday, 29 April, 2009
Welcome to the wacky, wet-and-messy world of SPLOSH! Here you’ll find everything your messy heart (and other parts!) desires from silly slapstick sketches to seriously sensual sploshing – on download, on DVD, or online in our free-to-use gallery & TV station, Channel Free.
Not only that, but you can chat and share your experiences & photos with fellow sploshers at our fun, friendly forum – or find out what we’ve been up complete with behind-the-scenes stories at our Soggy Blog.
We want you to have as much mucky fun as we do, so jump in and join me in a world where the custard is always warm and a big wet pie in the face is the only way to say “I love you”!
Come on, guys & girlies! You know you want to. Let me have it!
Big Squishy Kisses
Maid Hayley x x x
Wednesday, 9 July, 2008
Dolly, Katie and myself had a great time a week or so ago when we recorded a film for a new Virgin 1 TV programme. Made by ITV productions, the show Kinky and Proud (part of the ….and Proud series) is expected to be aired in July though at the moment nobody – including the producer – knows when. It will be worth watching though as it features a nice messy scene between our differently sized sploshers.
As well as being interviewed, the girls took part in an impromptu sketch based on Dolly’s rubbish superhero character, SuperDoll. Rescuing our hapless heroine (Katie), she has soon spilled custard down her bikini top…
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Thursday, 14 February, 2008
You know there are going to be big things in front of you when you invite 36FF Decadent Doll down to meet ‘new tits on the block’ 36HH Candy Custard and film two sessions with them. And what a riotous couple of days it turned out to be. As well as being deluged with dozens of pies, gallons of gunge, litres of custard and tons of treacle, they also got very pissed, had a marriage proposal from a total stranger, gave a poledancing lesson to one of the locals and ate ice cream after paddling on the beach – in February!
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Thursday, 24 January, 2008
I am sorry if this entry seems a bit egotistical (Who? Meeeeeeeeeeee?) but over on the Forum somebody asked for a rough timeline of my life in porn etc, so here it is…. Don’t worry, normal service (pictures of messy tits and mildly amusing anecdotes) will resume shortly, and it put off doing the tax return for another hour. So here goes…
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Sunday, 13 January, 2008
Just before Christmas an article I wrote for Bizarre magazine (yes, them again) appeared. They asked me to nominate the 10 best foods for sploshing with. Unfortunately, magazine space meant they only published five of them. Well, we’re here to rectify that!
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Sunday, 13 January, 2008
Hi again. Sorry, I’ve been away so long but I’ve been on the forum instead. Now my ego has decided to restart the blog not only so I can go on at greater length but also to share some of the sillier stories etc about Splosh! and the sploshers. More like a real blog then! So back to work then, and I really will try and keep it up this time.
