So that's the full menu Madam?
Bit of a miserable week for me as I was laid low with an attack of flu-bris – the hubris caused when you think you have defeated the flu and instead it comes back worse than ever. So, coughing, sneezing etc I have been stuck indoors for the last seven days except for a brief visit from Clown Julie’s comedy partner Charlie who told me all about their pie-flinging encounter with mature glamour puss, Miss Jones…
Been having a fine time wallowing in messy nostalgia putting together clips for our forthcoming download store, Splosh!’s Greatest Hits. By popular demand this will feature some of our best sketches from our DVDs on download for the first time, previously unavailable back issues of the magazine in PDF form and out-takes and sketches that haven’t been seen before EVER! It has also provided a chance to look back at Splosh! stars from the past (like Karen above) and remember how differently sketches were made in those days.
Anyone casually picking up a copy of Love It magazine in March may have spotted a familiar face – albeit smeared in chocolate! Gilly’s Silly House star Hydee (that’s her on the left) appeared in a feature about the sexual joys of the sweet brown stuff
Hydee who appears under the name Julia (a promotions executive from Brighton!) agreed to do it cos they told her she could take a bath in smooth liquid chocolate in the photos….
You may not recognise her under the shaving foam and baked beans but this is Silly House favourite Katie (in her latest adventure there out this week). And it turns out she’s not just a favourite of ours, but one of international best selling magazine FHM. Katie has been chosen as one of the Top Ten Hot Honeys (out of thousands who applied) to compete for the title of FHM Honey of 2008. And you can (and should) vote for her right away!
You know there are going to be big things in front of you when you invite 36FF Decadent Doll down to meet ‘new tits on the block’ 36HH Candy Custard and film two sessions with them. And what a riotous couple of days it turned out to be. As well as being deluged with dozens of pies, gallons of gunge, litres of custard and tons of treacle, they also got very pissed, had a marriage proposal from a total stranger, gave a poledancing lesson to one of the locals and ate ice cream after paddling on the beach – in February!
I am sorry if this entry seems a bit egotistical (Who? Meeeeeeeeeeee?) but over on the Forum somebody asked for a rough timeline of my life in porn etc, so here it is…. Don’t worry, normal service (pictures of messy tits and mildly amusing anecdotes) will resume shortly, and it put off doing the tax return for another hour. So here goes…
It was good to work with Gilly again after the Christmas break (ably filled by Sammy-Jane and Dolly). And this time we both got down and dirty!
Absolutely loved this picture from the BBC iPlayer site last week featuring gay and somewhat feminist comedienne Sandi Toksvig reading our magazine.
Sandi was a guest on the same Graham Norton Show where Gilly and a bunch of her girlfriends demonstrated sploshing on the programme last year. And although she seems somewhat disgusted by the contents of our fine magazine, she actually took it all with good grace, though I can’t see her rushing to take part!
One of the great models who visited the studios just before Christmas was the fabulous Hydee.
She looks wide awake here sploshing Gilly in her role as Fairy Blogmother in the half-hour film Gillyrella available at the Silly House now (www.gillysillyhouse.com) but that wasn’t so true an hour before this picture was taken!
It wouldn’t be a Bank Holiday without circus clowns and fortunately we have a right pair – and that’s just Julie!
Clown Julie and her hubby Charlie (he’s the fuller figured one) have filmed an EXCLUSIVE sketch for Gilly’s Silly House at www.gillysillyhouse.com, and technical gremlins aside, it should be available to download over the
