Sarah's First Gunging
Phew! Well, we’ve just about cleared up after what was undoubtedly our biggest ever private session. Over 150 pies, 36 litres of custard and nine full buckets of thick cake mix (all pastel colours – no red or brown we were told) were thrown at and over three girls – one of them completely new to messy modelling! Yes, it was quite a baptism, but as you can see, we didn’t let her off lightly!
Hi all.
I’ve been having some fun at home again taking more messy pictures of myself this time dressed is a saucy french maid. Some of the pictures can be found in The Free House (www.splosh.co.uk/channel_free/the_free_house/index.htm) with our usual funny captions or you can download the lot along with my gunge set (a total of 175 photos full size and full resolution) at www.sploshdownloads.com for the smallest fee the credit card billers will accept ($5). All proceeds go to costumes and gunge for the next set, so the more people buy it (if anyone) the messier I’ll be!
In the meantime, I thought you might like to hear the fun I had taking the pics…
My Bank Holiday was a lot wetter and messier than Bill’s, and even more enjoyable! Why? Cos I gave gameshow-style gunge or slime a try for the first time – and, of course being me, I mixed up three full buckets of the stuff in three contrasting colours! Here’s how I got on…
If it has been a long time since I blogged, it has been even longer since I splunched!
For those unused to Splosh! terminology, a Splunch is a Splosh! Munch where fans of sploshing meet up in a vanilla setting (usually the pub) to sit and chat about all things wet and messy. It is a good way for people new to the scene to meet up and feel a part of things, and now there are several to choose from. The London Meet gets together about once every three months, the Bristol one meets in spring and summer (they like to hold a mud shoot at the same time) and various venues up north do their best to get people to come to ones there as well (for details of all upcoming events, go to the forum).
Again, not wishing to be seen as egotistical, I haven’t been to one of these for ages but Mike Nomic who runs the Bristol do made me an offer I couldn’t resist (ie beer and food) so off I went to Bristol…
Dolly, Katie and myself had a great time a week or so ago when we recorded a film for a new Virgin 1 TV programme. Made by ITV productions, the show Kinky and Proud (part of the ….and Proud series) is expected to be aired in July though at the moment nobody – including the producer – knows when. It will be worth watching though as it features a nice messy scene between our differently sized sploshers.
As well as being interviewed, the girls took part in an impromptu sketch based on Dolly’s rubbish superhero character, SuperDoll. Rescuing our hapless heroine (Katie), she has soon spilled custard down her bikini top…
You may not recognise her under the shaving foam and baked beans but this is Silly House favourite Katie (in her latest adventure there out this week). And it turns out she’s not just a favourite of ours, but one of international best selling magazine FHM. Katie has been chosen as one of the Top Ten Hot Honeys (out of thousands who applied) to compete for the title of FHM Honey of 2008. And you can (and should) vote for her right away!
You know there are going to be big things in front of you when you invite 36FF Decadent Doll down to meet ‘new tits on the block’ 36HH Candy Custard and film two sessions with them. And what a riotous couple of days it turned out to be. As well as being deluged with dozens of pies, gallons of gunge, litres of custard and tons of treacle, they also got very pissed, had a marriage proposal from a total stranger, gave a poledancing lesson to one of the locals and ate ice cream after paddling on the beach – in February!
