Saturday, 20 February, 2010
Don't volunteer unless you are prepared to get messy!
With all the talk from the Secret Diary screening of how to make sploshing part of your sex life, how refreshing to see a live show that demonstrates slapstick doing what it does best – being funny! And yes, it is messy – and yes there are women on the receiving end, and if the audience in Hastings was anything to go by, it could do as much to make your partner want to take part as any drama on ITV2. Circus Hilarious is simply that – hilarious, and if you don’t believe me, ask my clown-hating mate Jenny who loved every minute! Read the rest of this entry »
Thursday, 28 January, 2010
MUCKY RUBBER ROOM
“Just cos it’s shiny don’t mean it’s gotta be clean!”
Join Shiny Hayley and her friends
for messy fun in PVC, rubber and leather. Photo sets, galleries, stories, letters and IM chats – some very saucy indeed!
Tuesday, 8 December, 2009
Hi all.
I’ve been having some fun at home again taking more messy pictures of myself this time dressed is a saucy french maid. Some of the pictures can be found in The Free House (www.splosh.co.uk/channel_free/the_free_house/index.htm) with our usual funny captions or you can download the lot along with my gunge set (a total of 175 photos full size and full resolution) at www.sploshdownloads.com for the smallest fee the credit card billers will accept ($5). All proceeds go to costumes and gunge for the next set, so the more people buy it (if anyone) the messier I’ll be!
In the meantime, I thought you might like to hear the fun I had taking the pics…
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Sunday, 25 October, 2009
1) Warrington is a pleasant, unassuming town. Yes, it looks a bit forbidding when you arrive in the station – that’s the Unilever factory incidentally, but don’t go thinking it is a grim industrial place. Far from it. As the advertisement on the station proudly boasts Warrington is “the gateway to the historic gardens of Cheshire”. I like their modesty. What they are saying is basically, “Warrington – It’s quite near somewhere nicer!”
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Sunday, 6 September, 2009
My Bank Holiday was a lot wetter and messier than Bill’s, and even more enjoyable! Why? Cos I gave gameshow-style gunge or slime a try for the first time – and, of course being me, I mixed up three full buckets of the stuff in three contrasting colours! Here’s how I got on…
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Wednesday, 29 April, 2009
Welcome to the wacky, wet-and-messy world of SPLOSH! Here you’ll find everything your messy heart (and other parts!) desires from silly slapstick sketches to seriously sensual sploshing – on download, on DVD, or online in our free-to-use gallery & TV station, Channel Free.
Not only that, but you can chat and share your experiences & photos with fellow sploshers at our fun, friendly forum – or find out what we’ve been up complete with behind-the-scenes stories at our Soggy Blog.
We want you to have as much mucky fun as we do, so jump in and join me in a world where the custard is always warm and a big wet pie in the face is the only way to say “I love you”!
Come on, guys & girlies! You know you want to. Let me have it!
Big Squishy Kisses
Maid Hayley x x x
Thursday, 24 January, 2008
I am sorry if this entry seems a bit egotistical (Who? Meeeeeeeeeeee?) but over on the Forum somebody asked for a rough timeline of my life in porn etc, so here it is…. Don’t worry, normal service (pictures of messy tits and mildly amusing anecdotes) will resume shortly, and it put off doing the tax return for another hour. So here goes…
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Friday, 25 August, 2006
It wouldn’t be a Bank Holiday without circus clowns and fortunately we have a right pair – and that’s just Julie!
Clown Julie and her hubby Charlie (he’s the fuller figured one) have filmed an EXCLUSIVE sketch for Gilly’s Silly House at www.gillysillyhouse.com, and technical gremlins aside, it should be available to download over the
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Monday, 19 June, 2006
*Monday 19th July 2006*
Could this become one of the great dates in history? Almost certainly not. But it does mark the day that Hayley and I started being diarists. Neither of us have kept a diary since we were teenagers, but with the lives we are leading at the moment it seems a damn good idea. Also our all new Soggy Blog will act as a sort of rolling news page to keep you in touch with everything that is going on with SPLOSH!, the studio, the shop and other sites that we work for. So here goes…
