Well for about four weeks nothing happened at all. We sent them an invoice and heard not a peep. Then two days ago we had an e-mail from the features department saying that they didn’t get the photo from our website at all! We assured them that it had only appeared (legally) on our site and UMD (where it had our copyright logo on it) and if they did find it somewhere else could they tell us so we can berate them?. No, they said they got it from an agency! A few enquiries later and we discover they are talking about a different photo!
“No, not the clean one, the baked beans one!” we protested.
A few hours later…
“Oh yes, that’s yours…”
Oh good, at last, an admission!
“So you’ll be paying our invoice?”
“No, that’s a news picture, not features. You need to invoice their department….blah-de-blah…”
So we start again.

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a bucket of chocolate over her head and frankly made a mess of the entire rescue! This sparks a tit-for-tat food fight with both girls ending up topless and nicely covered in sweet stuff. Because the TV

crew wanted it adlib (though I also had to been seen directing) the sketch is somewhat more frenetic than usual with food flying everywhere including a vicious pint of cream thrown in Dolly’s face by the oh-so-gentle Katie.It also includes a very sexy bit of cake sitting by Katie (into a large strawberry and cream gateau) whilst Dolly has to settle for her cake being pushed down the inside of her tights!

The crew came away delighted with what they had seen and the attitude of the girls – who hadn’t stopped laughing all the way through. David the director said, “I didn’t think it would be as funny as this! I’m very pleased.” He then interviewed me and was probably less pleased as I rambled on for hours about the joys of sploshing. Well, they wanted me to sound “proud”.

The hardest part for me (no innuendo, please) was their insistence on doing some ‘profile shots’. These were moody bits where each of us had to stand staring straight into the camera for about two minutes, not moving or saying anything. For once I appreciated how hard conventional modelling is! My mind kept drifting and I’d start to look away. It wasn’t helped by the fact that some of these shots were done on the beach in a howling gale with a group of local builders cheering us on – well, cheering Katie and Dolly on. The girls managed to concentrate fine. I was the problem. Still it got done.

Like I say by the time the girls had got showered and I’d done my interview, we were all tired but buzzing. Time for a drink (for Dolly and me, at least!). But first as we said goodbye, we asked David what he was working on next.
“I’m on holiday for a fortnight, then I start work on Dancing on Ice with Holly Willoughby,” he replied.
Suddenly my befuddled brain (and maybe a few parts lower down) woke up.
“Really?” I said. “You know she is a bit of a sploshing icon – getting gunged most weeks on Ministry of Mayhem and pied dressed as a french maid?”
“No, I didn’t!” David laughed. “I’ll tell her!”
Perhaps she’ll join the forum!
(Many more pictures from this film will be on the forum shortly.)

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Katie is not just a sweet , great-looking girl – as this cleaner picture of her shows…

….she just loves getting messy and is a fantastically good sport. As well as appearing with Gilly on Graham Norton, she has been stuck in the stocks, pelted with pies, covered in chocolate, spanked – and this week pelted with even more pies, custard, baked beans and (next week) deluged with five different flavours of thick cake mix gunge! A real trooper! So if anyone deserves to get the £30,000 prize it’s her – not some airhead model who’ll blow it all on one designer handbag.

So vote for her now.
Simply go to www.fhm.com/honeys/katiegreen and vote for her there or you can text your vote by sending Honey Katie (with a space between the two) to 86145. Texts cost just 15p each plus your standard network rate (scarcely an Ant & Dec-style rip off).
So how did a pretty, splosh-loving girl get to be noticed by FHM? Well, it might just be her interview technique. Applying for the Hot Honey contest she was granted an interview after being asked on her application form to describe herself in three words. Naturally, she ignored ‘bubbly’, ‘beautiful’, ‘caring’, ‘loyal’ etc and went for ‘slim, sexy and psychotic’! And got in. Then at the interview itself when they tried to catch her out with one of those silly questions – in this case “How would you dispose of a dead body?” – instead of clamming up, she smiled sweetly and said, “First I’d chop it up then feed it to the pigs. Then I’d kill the pigs and make you eat the the evidence through the medium of bacon buttiess!” Not your average model’s reply.

We love her – and you will too in the next two weeks updates at www.gillysillyhouse.com – so get voting. Otherwise, remember, she knows how to dispose of your remains!

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