Mix pervs and Playdoh and this is what you get
I went to another St Leonards munch in my local pub on Wednesday to be handed a lump of Playdoh by beautifully buxom hostess Hellenes and told to make something ‘erotic’. Sadly my efforts are too pathetic to be recorded here, unlike the lips lovingly crafted by a lady called Jewel and the knobbly cock created by Kitty that somehow ‘got together’ above. But I managed to get hold of photos of some of the better ones… Read the rest of this entry »
Sarah's First Gunging
Phew! Well, we’ve just about cleared up after what was undoubtedly our biggest ever private session. Over 150 pies, 36 litres of custard and nine full buckets of thick cake mix (all pastel colours – no red or brown we were told) were thrown at and over three girls – one of them completely new to messy modelling! Yes, it was quite a baptism, but as you can see, we didn’t let her off lightly!
So that's the full menu Madam?
Bit of a miserable week for me as I was laid low with an attack of flu-bris – the hubris caused when you think you have defeated the flu and instead it comes back worse than ever. So, coughing, sneezing etc I have been stuck indoors for the last seven days except for a brief visit from Clown Julie’s comedy partner Charlie who told me all about their pie-flinging encounter with mature glamour puss, Miss Jones…
This week I was hoping to be able to report on Simon and Hellenes’ first full blown Fetish Night in Eastbourne (that’s Hellenes above in her dungeon, so I think you can see two good reasons why I wanted to go). But sadly I was unable to go as, statistically at least, I am suffering from swine flu. Actually I think all I have is a bit of a cold, but according to the National Pandemic website I am a toxic threat to the world who has to stay locked away for at least a week to prevent the spread of this fatal disease. And the cause of this local outbreak that threatens to destroy the very fabric of society? Sweet Sue.
You know there are going to be big things in front of you when you invite 36FF Decadent Doll down to meet ‘new tits on the block’ 36HH Candy Custard and film two sessions with them. And what a riotous couple of days it turned out to be. As well as being deluged with dozens of pies, gallons of gunge, litres of custard and tons of treacle, they also got very pissed, had a marriage proposal from a total stranger, gave a poledancing lesson to one of the locals and ate ice cream after paddling on the beach – in February!
Absolutely loved this picture from the BBC iPlayer site last week featuring gay and somewhat feminist comedienne Sandi Toksvig reading our magazine.
Sandi was a guest on the same Graham Norton Show where Gilly and a bunch of her girlfriends demonstrated sploshing on the programme last year. And although she seems somewhat disgusted by the contents of our fine magazine, she actually took it all with good grace, though I can’t see her rushing to take part!
One of the great models who visited the studios just before Christmas was the fabulous Hydee.
She looks wide awake here sploshing Gilly in her role as Fairy Blogmother in the half-hour film Gillyrella available at the Silly House now (www.gillysillyhouse.com) but that wasn’t so true an hour before this picture was taken!
Well done to Emily, the latest journo to be brave enough to come to Splosh! studios and get messy. Emily has a regular feature in Scarlet (a woman’s magazine) where she tries out new and sexy things and was very keen to write an article about us, so long as she could get messy.
One of the pleasantest and silliest afternoons I’ve had can now be enjoyed in our FREE Mad Macs pages.
The lovely Luscious Lee who I met a year or so ago on Sky TV’s Britain’s Wildest (which she went on to win, making her officially Britain’s Wildest Woman!!) came down for a chat and a few beers (quite a lot of beers actually) – and wound up soaked and sploshed….
We have now put up a whole new batch of photographs from the day _Bizarre_ magazine came to our studio for their _*SPLOSH!*_ feature in the current August edition. You can find then in the “Free House”:http://www.splosh.co.uk/channel_free/the_free_house/index.htm. These were taken by their photographer on the day. We have also put up some stills from the very informal video we shot from the sidelines of what went on that day. We hope to edit the video and put that up as well (all free, folks!) very shortly. Meanwhile we wait for the big Hollywood offers to roll in from our exposure in the national non-top-shelf press. So far, not a sausage.
