So that's the full menu Madam?
Bit of a miserable week for me as I was laid low with an attack of flu-bris – the hubris caused when you think you have defeated the flu and instead it comes back worse than ever. So, coughing, sneezing etc I have been stuck indoors for the last seven days except for a brief visit from Clown Julie’s comedy partner Charlie who told me all about their pie-flinging encounter with mature glamour puss, Miss Jones…
Several weeks ago The Sun newspaper illustrated an article about Katie Green with this picture they pinched off our website, and since then we have been trying to get them to admit it and pay a small but fair fee for its use. So what has happened in a battle with Mr Murdoch?
This week I was hoping to be able to report on Simon and Hellenes’ first full blown Fetish Night in Eastbourne (that’s Hellenes above in her dungeon, so I think you can see two good reasons why I wanted to go). But sadly I was unable to go as, statistically at least, I am suffering from swine flu. Actually I think all I have is a bit of a cold, but according to the National Pandemic website I am a toxic threat to the world who has to stay locked away for at least a week to prevent the spread of this fatal disease. And the cause of this local outbreak that threatens to destroy the very fabric of society? Sweet Sue.
Sorry to abandon this part of the website. For a while I thought it was adding nothing that didn’t appear already on the forum except some egotistical ramblings and showing off (which is how a lot of blogs read to me!). However at a recent event (of which more later) it was pointed out that some of you like hearing about our shoots, the behind the scenes stories and so on. So, I shall give it another go, but feel free to encourage me on the forum! If you really want to know about my life (both inside and outside of Splosh!) then you might like to join www.facebook.com/bill.shipton where there are numerous photos of me, mates, sploshers and others – invariably pissed!
Meanwhile, the blog is back – for now at least!
Over the last couple of years we have had lots of struggles trying to set up a download area for Splosh! but at last it looks like it’s about to happen. For ages we have been trying to bring you scenes which we have filmed in spare moments like ‘schoolgirl’ Tracy (above) deluged in dozens of different things as she learns her ABC but been thwarted by credit card companies, technology and burocracy.
I am sorry if this entry seems a bit egotistical (Who? Meeeeeeeeeeee?) but over on the Forum somebody asked for a rough timeline of my life in porn etc, so here it is…. Don’t worry, normal service (pictures of messy tits and mildly amusing anecdotes) will resume shortly, and it put off doing the tax return for another hour. So here goes…
