The hot, new venue offering a lavish feast of wet and messy fun -
with free admission and absolutely no bill or service charge!
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“Good evening, sir, madam, and welcome to the Free House. Please take a seat and prepare yourself for massive helpings of pies, custard, beans, treacle and every other conceivable mess washed down with gallons of water. We have a strict dress code – all our models must be smartly attired or seriously slutty to start even though they will end up a total mucked up wreck and probably naked.
“Now if you are sitting comfortably, perhaps you’d like to see the menu…” |
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